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Marcus Rashford

RedRich

First Team Squad
I've just seen the photo of Marcus Rashford signing on for Villa.

He looks like he's just woken up on a park bench, smelling of spilled wine.

*Or worse, come round in Birmingham, clutching a pen 🤣

Hope he's OK and can get himself backnon track, but I think we dodged a bullet there
 
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Trents

Stuart Pearce
Looks like he's just back from the dentist, face is still numb and been told to try and whistle.

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Statto

Free Kick Specialist
Clearly not something right with the lad at all. Whether it's just simply being at Utd and frozen out by Amorin or if there's something else... guess we'll soon tell
 

Fitzcarraldo

Ian Storey-Moore
This loan reeks of 'reasonable' action on Man U's part. Likely as part of broader action to terminate his contract if specific conditions aren't met by the player. It's well-known he's racked-up a series of breaches. Man U are on the line for £58m in outstanding wages up 2028.

Based on the photo above, Rashford knows full well what's coming.
 

Trents

Stuart Pearce
Seems that depending on performance, Villa might have to pay more of a % of wages down the line.

It's a big outlay for someone who downs tools when things don't go his way.
 

Fitzcarraldo

Ian Storey-Moore
Biggest crime in the universe is unrealised potential. For a short while, the kid was dynamite. He was even on for beatification before he decided to start arguing with the soul-snatcher that is Katie Hopkins... the rest is history.
 

T.B.T.

Forum Princess
LTLF Minion
What have Man U done to him???

He doesn’t even look like the same person.

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Timothy Pope

I know that Nuno that I know that Nuno that I know

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
What have Man U done to him???

He doesn’t even look like the same person.

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That actually looks like he's had some injections or other stuff done to his face, or has had some sort of medical issue.

It's all swollen at his eye brows and slightly above, there's a red mark under his left eye, and the edge of his mouth looks especially weird as though he's had difficulty opening it at one side.
 

Strummer

Vorsprung durch Technik
LTLF Minion
They’ve sold Villa a ringer there
Are we even sure that’s Marcus Rashford?

It looks like one of those dodgy „cut-n-shut“ motors, like someone welded two footballers together and passed them off as legit?
 

BryanRoy22

Bob McKinlay

Many more rumours like this about the good lad, Sir Marcus, who helped all our kids through the pandemic.

I feel bad for him, but rumours for a while are he's been going down a bad route with hookers, etc. Too much money too early. Let's see if he can get his focus back on his football. Don't blame Amorim for getting rid. If your mind is not on the job with the team......
 
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Apollo11

Viv Anderson

Many more rumours like this about the good lad, Sir Marcus, who helped all our kids through the pandemic.

I feel bad for him, but rumours for a while are he's been going down a bad route with hookers, etc. Too much money too early. Let's see if he can get his focus back on his football. Don't blame Amorim for getting rid. If your mind is not on the job with the team......

A source said: “No one knows if the player knew the woman was transgender, but he was desperate to keep her quiet once she threatened to expose him.

You would have thought he'd get suspicious when she asked for a reach around and she had to clarify she wanted one,not to give one.
 

BryanRoy22

Bob McKinlay
A source said: “No one knows if the player knew the woman was transgender, but he was desperate to keep her quiet once she threatened to expose him.

You would have thought he'd get suspicious when she asked for a reach around and she had to clarify she wanted one,not to give one.
Moral of the story. Never trust anyone. Including Sir Marcus. We all loved Rolf Harris as a nation and look what happened there.
 
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