Jonjo Shelvey

[Senior Flange Technician]

Well I'm delighted to have discovered a team call eyupspor who play in the eyup stadium actually exist but at the same time devastated that the reason for this discovery is that voldemort is joining them.

Managed by Arda Turan, stadium capacity is 2500. Check out the official club site by the way, in particular the directors pages, id say JJS shouldn't count on being paid.

https://eyupspor.org.tr/team_group/management/#

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If there's any issues he could just email them, only once as they all have the same info@example.com email address

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

Quite the fall from grace.

 

[Ashley]

Quite the fall from grace.

Indeed. Sad to see Eyupspor lowering themselves to doing this.

 

[Bing Crosby's Head]

Training with Burnley apparently.

 

[vertigored]

Training with Burnley apparently.

Maybe Joe was impressed with his highlights video and put a word in for him?

 

[Steve Stone’s Brylcreem]

That tweet says is and I think us - think there will have been a gentleman's agreement in place that I hope never gets investigated!

260,951,885 TRY

Look good for FFP

 

[Rubics]

Burnley until end of season!

 

[TurfT]

Wow. A match made in heaven

 

[Rubics]

Hi Joe - how’s it going

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Those lucky, lucky bastards

 

[Deleted member 4346]

Bet Joe can’t wait to watch his highlights video again

 

[Listen 'ere young man]

Just don't let him in your own penalty area.

 

[eyupmeduck]

JJS playing football under Scott Parker, what the hell have Burnley done to deserve that!

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[MaxiRobriguez]

JJS playing football under Scott Parker, what the hell have Burnley done to deserve that!

Killed a Forest lad.

f*** Burnley.

 

[Frank Clark’s Tash]

Bet Joe can’t wait to watch his highlights video again

I imagine the VHS is worn out by now. Just like my copy of Basic Instinct.

 

[Deleted member 4346]

I imagine the VHS is worn out by now. Just like my copy of Basic Instinct.

Shelveys has more fanny in it to be fair.

But both do have a bald c*nt

 

[Frank Clark’s Tash]

Shelveys has more fanny in it to be fair.

But both do have a bald c*nt

In the words of Roy Walker: 'Say what you see'.

 

[Rubics]

 

[Statto]

Not sure how funny that is because Shelvey does have alopecia...

 

[Quntib Hollox]

I think the joke is the fact that he’s just returned from Turkey.
Relax no one has died.

 

[Statto]

I get that.

And I don't like Shelvey - just not sure if the hair bit is actually that funny or not given that he actually has a medical condition meaning he has had no hair since basically being a kid.

The teeth bit is funny though...

 

[Carlos]

That fella he verbally abused couldn't help how he was either but that didn't stop Jonjo

F**k him, live by the sword and all that

 

[MagicalQuakers]

Has left Burney after playing for 11 minutes.

Burnley release Nathan Redmond and Jonjo Shelvey after promotion to Premier League

Burnley release Nathan Redmond and Jonjo Shelvey, but sign four on-loan players permanently, following their promotion to the Premier League.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[king_congo_red]

Has left Burney after playing for 11 minutes.

Burnley release Nathan Redmond and Jonjo Shelvey after promotion to Premier League

Burnley release Nathan Redmond and Jonjo Shelvey, but sign four on-loan players permanently, following their promotion to the Premier League.

www.bbc.co.uk

Derby probably fancy him for next year…

 

[DanR]

Derby probably fancy him for next year…

He's a bit young for them. His character suggests that Sheffield Undead might be a good fit.