Vikare
Viv Anderson
Head's not too bad but I definitely acted like a prize bell-end.
Which is annoying as I'm usually a pleasant (if slightly gormless) drunk.
Heff- apologies mate. Your threads make the transfer windows so much better. Please keep up the good work.
Mods- apologies for you having to read & tidy up that nonsense. Phone will stay firmly in my pocket next time I have a drink.
Right- who's this Wilmar Barrios chap?
If we haven't signed a keeper this time next week, I say we get you properly pissed and give you Wilson's email (carrier pigeon?) and let you do your thing.
I think it's only reasonable.