Wayne Rooney has hair transplant

Caly in our Alley

Jack Burkitt
Brilliant! :D

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Caly in our Alley

Jack Burkitt
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Barbus

Steve Chettle
Don't know why he's wasting his money and going through the pain - prostitutes don't care if you're bald.
 
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yam

Guest
I wish him nothing but pestilence.

Horrid human being.

Now now Raymondo don't let your judgment be swayed by the fact that he is a complete and utter waste of skin.

Takes me back to when Watford played Forest in the 70s... we hope your hair falls out, we hope your hair falls out.....
 

earthworm

Jack Burkitt
Shouldn't this be in the Woman's Own section of the forum? This isn't news, it's celeb gossip shite. Then again, the Scouse photoshop made it worth scrolling down here to post this.
 
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You rarely see such unselfish tributes from a footballer nowadays ...

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TheDude

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lol @ 0.45
 

Alf-engelos Mindminackers

The Artiste formally known as "Wanksy"
Hahahaha, get that statue built! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Rooney leaves Plymouth role after dismal run

Head coach Wayne Rooney has left Championship strugglers Plymouth Argyle by mutual agreement.


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Wonder who the next gullible saps will be to take on the absolute thick AF scouser, with 0 idea how to manage?

He's quickly baring down on Schteve McClaren's crown as biggest fraud manager to have worked multiple clubs over.
 

Alf-engelos Mindminackers

The Artiste formally known as "Wanksy"
That's him done surely?

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I'm still betting some stupid twat will take a punt on him in 6-12 months again.

The world is full of idiots who love a brand, and the Man U brand seems to erase people's brains of how shit some people are.

My money's on him going to a few more British clubs, then finishing his career at Al Salibikhaet under Fazza.
 

MansfieldRed

Jack Armstrong
The thing is, if you are a manager who is trying to loan a player out and you see on the application that Wayne Rooney is the manager you are going to push it aside and reconsider the bid by The Dog and Duck sunday league squad.
 

FLC

Viv Anderson
Apparently the first and last championship manager to be sacked in 2024. Quite the record.
 

Cureboy

Viv Anderson
How tha fu*k does this man keep getting managerial jobs?! Practically relegated two clubs in short spaces of time, one of which was in a play off position when he joined. Incredibly sh*t record.
 

Beardo7

Viv Anderson
The thing with all these English managers that were great players. None of them want to do their doggies as a coach 1st. Nuno worked under Jose as a coach before stepping up to management. Arteta worked under Pep as a coach before taking the no 1 job. Slot worked as a youth coach and assistant at Cambuur before taking a no 1 job.

I think a lot of the English lads also don’t want to move on and miss the dressing room. So take a mangers job in the hope they can remain in the game and not have to move on. Which is a whole other conversation.

Rooney is shite though.

Derby - took them down twice would have gone down in 20/21 if Sheff Weds didn’t have a 12 point deduction - then did take them down in 21/22 (with a points deduction but you reap what you sow) and was on a lot of money and jumped ship rather than trying to get them back up. Win % 29.6

DC United - win % 26.4

Birmingham City - Was brought in (for what I assume is because Tom Brady knew who he was?) with them in 7th place, their form nose dived from this point he was then sacked after just 83 days 15 games and 2 wins - they never recovered and they went down. Win % 13.3

Plymouth - Again brought in as a name and singed off on a Sunderland Till I Die style documentary to show everyone how amazing he is. Lasted 220 days, 25 matches and just 5 wins. Before being sacked. Plymouth have scored 3 goals away from home all season and conceded 36 and currently sit bottom of the championship. Documentary was canned. Win % 5!!!


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GOBIAS

Ian Bowyer
Apparently the first and last championship manager to be sacked in 2024. Quite the record.
If I was a manger I’d want to be sacked before Xmas so you can live it up a bit. The worst thing about being a player or manager is you work over Xmas.

So he worked Xmas 23 then got sacked.

Worked Xmas 24 and got sacked.

On the other hand Steve cooper has had xmas 23 and xmas 24 off on full pay to get pissed with the family.
 
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