Wayne Rooney has hair transplant
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Caly in our Alley
Jack Burkitt
He'll look ridiculous ten years from now.
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winnits
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Caly in our Alley said:
He looks ridiculous now!
Eddie Yates
I ♥️ Nigel Farage 🇬🇧
he doesn't need hair, he's got loads of money & fit bird
Brolin
Swedish Meatball
I'd probably do the same if I was going bald and had loads of money.
As it is, I have neither.
As it is, I have neither.
Red Dawn
John Robertson
Im 23 and stupidly bald, be a real man and get it off Wayne!
Wes' Organ
Biggles
Would have thought that a face transplant should be the priority.
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winnits
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Wes' Organ said:
Ahead of a personality transplant?
First priority would be accent transplant
Wes' Organ
Biggles
Ahead of a personality transplant?
First priority would be accent transplant
Robo-Rooney it's the future
Caly in our Alley
Jack Burkitt
If he's that far gone at 25, a transplant will only hold out for so long - then his head will probably be left as a scarred mess.
I look forward to seeing him running around in an Elton John wig.
Le Juif Rouge
Senior Mass Debater
Even the BBC has covered this nonsense as "News".
Thick unpatriotic Scouse Twat gets false hair - SFW?
Why is this newsworthy? I really hope the opposition fans SO take the piss.
Thick unpatriotic Scouse Twat gets false hair - SFW?
Why is this newsworthy? I really hope the opposition fans SO take the piss.
Baronvon
Jack Burkitt
I fail to see what's wrong with a toupée.
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winnits
Guest
Baronvon said:
It would make head-ruffle based celebrations problematic
Baronvon
Jack Burkitt
But with hilarious results!
Col
Get him singed FFS
Rooney needs to stop worrying about his lack of hair and get down the plastic surgeon to sort out that ugly f***ing face of his.
Caveman Ninja
Fucjin g wot karate
Man up Roonford you sadsack! You wouldn't have caught Steve Stone getting a hair transplant. He had no hair and we didn't care!
Col said:
Come on Col; whilst modern medicine has made great advances in the last few years, some things are still surgically impossible.
Rooney would be better off keeping the paper bag from his last McDonalds feast and wearing it over his head.
Caveman Ninja said:
"Stone!
Stone!
Stevie, Stevie Stone!
He's got no hair, but we don't care!
Stevie Stevie Stone!"
Brilliant. I used to have a T-Shirt with that on!
GOBIAS
Ian Bowyer
When I was coming back from Berlin last September, I came in to arrivals at Luton airport and the big screens with BBC news 24 were reporting "BREAKING NEWS" as some shit about Rooney or his bird and then the "BREAKING NEWS" changed to some shit about the winner of the last big brother. I find it amazing that with all the important serious news around the world and the UK the BBC bothers with absolute tittle tattle like that. Just ridiculous.
puds1970
Steve Chettle
If having an hair transplant is the most controversial thing he's going to do before he retires then I for one will heave a huge sigh of relief.
I feel it wont be though will it.
I think he has a lot more annoying habits than vanity.
I feel it wont be though will it.
I think he has a lot more annoying habits than vanity.
Raymondo Ponte'
It's all about 17th...
It's the "grey matter" beneath the follicles that needs transplanting.
A Neanderthal.
A Neanderthal.
adam09
Bob McKinlay
Good. Once Rooney actually makes it to Shearer's level he can adorn his do!