Triffic Premier League Thread (still sponsored by Eddie Yates)

[Grass]

Just seen the score

Ha ha ha

 

[jdthebrit]

Are you ok?

Yes thanks. You? There is an ignore button Huxley, but I guess you know that.

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[Malwood]

Chelsea have more players with a K in their name than any other.

 

[Farmer Jack]

Nice hit by the underwhelmed lesbian.

 

[I'm Red Till Dead]

What about ripped socks and small shin pads?

These are the real questions we need answering

https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/exp...-cut-holes-in-their-socks/blt461f7e2aaafdcb5b

 

[Redemption]

https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/exp...-cut-holes-in-their-socks/blt461f7e2aaafdcb5b

My question is, why don't manufacturers make wider socks for expanded calfs?

 

[I'm Red Till Dead]

My question is, why don't manufacturers make wider socks for expanded calfs?

Have you seen the size of some of the players calfs!

 

[Arsebishop Desmond TwoTwo]

Yes thanks. You? There is an ignore button Huxley, but I guess you know that.

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You're a pair of bitches.

This forum is full of bitches. Moderators, posters, members . . . . bitches. A whole lot of bitchy bitches.

 

[Statto]

Have you seen the size of some of the players calfs!

They are professional athletes in a sport which is almost entirely on leg strength (kicking and running) so it is not surprising.

If the socks are genuinely too small for the players then the club has contracts with kit suppliers who should make ones which fit.

Leads me to believe that they are partially going for the look as well as the socks being too small.

 

[Apollo11]

They are professional athletes in a sport which is almost entirely on leg strength (kicking and running) so it is not surprising.

If the socks are genuinely too small for the players then the club has contracts with kit suppliers who should make ones which fit.

Leads me to believe that they are partially going for the look as well as the socks being too small.

I'm not a manufacturer or know much about textile I've always thought it's to do with the design of socks.

Not sure how easy it would be to design a sock which fits tight under the knee but be loose around the calf area.

And the demand to look into it at this moment isn't great enough as it's only a handful of players doing it.

 

[I'm Red Till Dead]

I'm not a manufacturer or know much about textile I've always thought it's to do with the design of socks.

Not sure how easy it would be to design a sock which fits tight under the knee but be loose around the calf area.

And the demand to look into it at this moment isn't great enough as it's only a handful of players doing it.

There are 'ties' that can keep the socks up if the calves were more generous but I'm sure ther would be a good reason why the players wouldn't be able to wear them if the calves were looser.

stocking ties

I would have thought that the holes in the socks solution would lead to problems in the winter with the cold air hitting hot muscles.

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

I'm not a manufacturer or know much about textile I've always thought it's to do with the design of socks.

Not sure how easy it would be to design a sock which fits tight under the knee but be loose around the calf area.

And the demand to look into it at this moment isn't great enough as it's only a handful of players doing it.

I’m thinking it can’t be that hard if thick as f*** footballers have desiged their own home made solution.

 

[Grenville 1898]

Have you seen the size of some of the players calfs!

Mark 'Sparky' Hughes apparently has calfs the size of his thighs!

 

[Flaggers]

Yer but Grealish has enough calves for several people - no holes
Connor Gallagher has enough calves for half a person, and he's sporting twatsocks.

 

[adam09]

Yer but Grealish has enough calves for several people - no holes
Connor Gallagher has enough calves for half a person, and he's sporting twatsocks.

Grealish doesn't pull his socks up over his calves instead. Hence he wears a pair of Nice biscuits as shin pads.

 

[BryanRoy22]

Shaqiri also has monster calves but usually his socks are pulled up.

 

[Statto]

Shaqiri is 165 so his calves look bigger than on a taller player like Yates.

They aren't /that/ big really.

 

[Statto]

Cole Palmer is apparently out of the Arsenal game with... ironically probably everything apparently coming out of his arse

Why can't this kind of thing happen when teams play us

 

[Listen 'ere young man]

Cole Palmer is apparently out of the Arsenal game with... ironically probably everything apparently coming out of his arse

Why can't this kind of thing happen when teams play us

We've had plenty of 'it's a good time to play these' but we always fluff our lines.

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[Listen 'ere young man]

I wonder whether these Chelsea players will be fighting over who takes a penalty tonight were they to be awarded one?

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[Statto]

I wonder whether these Chelsea players will be fighting over who takes a penalty tonight were they to be awarded one?

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Cole Palmer is already running away from it apparently

 

[Robertson]

Cole Palmer is already running away from it apparently

To the shitter by all accounts

 

[Statto]

To the shitter by all accounts

Yeah, coming out of his Arse so can't come to the Arsenal

 

[Statto]

Two 19 yr old PL players at the same club

Premier League stars arrested on suspicion of assault and rape

A pair of Premier League footballers have been arrested after a rape was reported to police.

www.dailymail.co.uk

That can't be too tricky to work out, although it doesn't actually say they're first team players. Of course, innocent until proven guilty...

 

[Listen 'ere young man]

Very interested in how closely any VAR decisions are analysed tonight.

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