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Redemption

Chief Eye Roller
Glutons for punishment.
 
Imagine if we were one point from safety and we lost 0-5 to Brentford at home. Christ. Think their goose may well be cooked.

Just hope Burnley get back in their box, don’t want them able to catch us in the last game of the season, would be absolute torture 🙁
 

Flaggers

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Comeback is on! Luton 1 Bentford 5 ...
 
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Mr. Blonde

Jack Burkitt
They don't have too, we get spanked by City and Chelsea and it's game on.
Even if we get tonked 6-0 in both of those games (which we won't) that would still put us even on GD and even in that scenario I can't see them outdoing us on GD in their remaining games
 

jdthebrit

First Team Squad
Rebecca Lowe, whilst the least objectionable of women commentators, needs to go back to school.
She keeps babbling that Burnley are "only 3 points away from safety".
Actually, no.

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Barry

Where's me hammer?
Never understood why people care about this, if you come from a hot climate you will be cold. No different from an English bloke moaning it's too hot at 28 degrees.

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Because back at its purest form football is a working class sport where showing a sign of weakness demonstrates the size of one's penis.

Nobody wants the world to know you have a really small penis, wear a pair of gloves in April on a football pitch and you are virtually screaming it to all who can see..

Old assumptions die hard...
Chewing gum = don't give a f***
Gloves/trousers = not up for it

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gamble

Stuart Pearce
Because back at its purest form football is a working class sport where showing a sign of weakness demonstrates the size of one's penis.

Nobody wants the world to know you have a really small penis, wear a pair of gloves in April on a football pitch and you are virtually screaming it to all who can see..

Old assumptions die hard...
Chewing gum = don't give a f***
Gloves/trousers = not up for it

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What about ripped socks and small shin pads?

These are the real questions we need answering 😂😂
 

gamble

Stuart Pearce
Even if we get tonked 6-0 in both of those games (which we won't) that would still put us even on GD and even in that scenario I can't see them outdoing us on GD in their remaining games
We wouldn't lose 5-0 to Fulham either would we?

Anyway they wouldn't need to, they have scored more than us, so as long as they got 1 more point than us and matched us gd wise then we go down.

Until we have City out the way I'm not counting anything just yet. It is a far better situation to be in through. Plus IF we win tomorrow it more or less becomes irrelevant.
 

Redemption

Chief Eye Roller
Old assumptions die hard...
Chewing gum = don't give a f***
Gloves/trousers = not up for it
Posties don't wear gloves or trousers. They're outside about as much as footballers but don't get free meals. There has to be some standards here.
 

Huxley

John Robertson
Rebecca Lowe, whilst the least objectionable of women commentators, needs to go back to school.
She keeps babbling that Burnley are "only 3 points away from safety".
Actually, no.

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Are you ok?
 

Farmer Jack

Stuart Pearce
"Luton fans you must push the club to have a legal case against the premier league, forest and everton because it's caused you negative issues, unfair issues, and psychological issues. You've had to adapt to points changes through no fault of your own."

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Barry

Where's me hammer?
What about ripped socks and small shin pads?

These are the real questions we need answering
Ripped socks is a new thing.... like driving an Audi TT and having a man bun when you are going bald.

Again "look at my massive calves and small penis, oh by the way my missus pegs me".

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