James Michael Edward Ward-Prowse [Sponsored by Gyros Peter]

[Marvin Eaglecock]

I think the most upsetting thing about Alexander-Arnold is him wearing 66 - a stupid number. Any number above 30 is stupid, and unless you're a Cruyff or an Henry, you should surely want a number 1-11 (depending on your position). If he's going to wear a stupid number at least he could wear 7 - then we could could call him Severn Trent! See also Harry Winks choosing not to wear 40...spoil sport!

He could have least gone for 69

 

[Young Mule]

I always thought he reminded me of someone and it's just clicked that it's the vocalist from this video.

 

[Gyros Peter]

I always thought he reminded me of someone and it's just clicked that it's the vocalist from this video.

FFS something else I have to now strongly dislike.