We were discussing this is another thread yesterday, but most of them are about as bright as The Bacons from the Viz.
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Fitzcarraldo
Ian Storey-Moore
From buying Mbappe to not being able to afford a ham bap. I hope FFP stays just to wind these clowns up.
Alf-engelos Mindminackers
The Artiste formally known as "Wanksy"
The dream Newcastle and Forest swap transfer deal that would benefit both clubs
The Magpies have been linked with a Forest star in recent dayswww.3addedminutes.com
Yep swap one of the brightest young English talents for a premier league has been in an area where we have more than enough cover.
Already mugged us over Shelvey and the fee for Wood
jog on
That's what Newky Brown brain rot does to you.
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
The Dog 
Mr. Blonde
Jack Burkitt
The dream Newcastle and Forest swap transfer deal that would benefit both clubs
The Magpies have been linked with a Forest star in recent days
Bob Fossil
Nottingham's dirty secret
Just happens to be Tavares' favourite tipple....
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
Kissing dogs with my checkered past, I’m keeping reet out of this debate.Just happens to be Tavares' favourite tipple....
Mr. Blonde
Jack Burkitt
I've heard some idiotic transfer suggestions in my time but "let's swap Lascelles for MGW" is up there with some of the most deluded shit I've ever seen
It's actually quite funny
It's actually quite funny
Mr. Blonde
Jack Burkitt
In fact I'd say "let's swap Lascelles for MGW" is the most laughably delusional suggestion since "let's call off administration"
eyupmeduck
Geoff Thomas
They're crackers if they think its something we'll go for, its like a Spurs manoeuvre where they tried to shift a load of outcasts our way.
I'll put it in terms that hopefully can be understood as an attempt at mediation.
Alreet Pet, we divna want wor Jamal like but if ya wanna sign up our belta Morgan for the toon it'll cost ya at least £85m cash or £95m plus Lascelles, gan canny man.
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trentside69
Viv Anderson
Why don't we just loan mgw to the geordies for 20 years and just before he retires he can come back to us for a final pay day?
Call it the lascelles manoeuvre
We might as well send Danilo as well to keep mgw company
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Used to love this back in the day when it was brewed in Dunston.
Tastes nothing like it used to... and why the f*** do they store it in a fridge at the pubs?
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
It certainly should be drunk from a half pint glass with the blue star logo, Bonfster.Should be drank out of a half glass also, a few “dogs” and you’d be clattered
Geordie says her mam called it "The Mad Man's drink"
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
"Going to see a man about a dog.."
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
Alf-engelos Mindminackers
The Artiste formally known as "Wanksy"
Aye, I remember it being grand back in the 90's.
My mate nobbed a fatty who was the daughter of the local off-licence, and she'd work there regular too. He looked like Zach from Saved By The Bell and was pretty wadded too (family are bookies), so she was besotted by him.
We'd go into the offy regular and pretend that he'd told us stuff about her but we were sworn to secrecy, so she'd loosen out tongues by sneaking us some free ale. She was easily pleased with reveals such as "Oz has been saying how good your blowjobs are" and "he's having a rough time with his girl at the mo, we could put a word in..."
We'd normally get a 4-pack of Carling or Fosters out of her, a cheap + small bottle of vodka, but I'd always push for a Newky Brown bottle or two as well. I'd keep the empty bottles on my bedroom shelf as a badge of honour, and by the end of the year I'd raked up over 40
Not bad freebies for a 15 year old lad lol.If I had the time I'd research and knock up a parody website, stating how it makes perfect sense for Newcastle to take Vlach off our hands for 50m + Isak.
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Where is this off-licence Alf?Aye, I remember it being grand back in the 90's.
My mate nobbed a fatty who was the daughter of the local off-licence, and she'd work there regular too. He looked like Zach from Saved By The Bell and was pretty wadded too (family are bookies), so she was besotted by him.
We'd go into the offy regular and pretend that he'd told us stuff about her but we were sworn to secrecy, so she'd loosen out tongues by sneaking us some free ale. She was easily pleased with reveals such as "Oz has been saying how good your blowjobs are" and "he's having a rough time with his girl at the mo, we could put a word in..."
We'd normally get a 4-pack of Carling or Fosters out of her, a cheap + small bottle of vodka, but I'd always push for a Newky Brown bottle or two as well. I'd keep the empty bottles on my bedroom shelf as a badge of honour, and by the end of the year I'd raked up over 40
If I had the time I'd research and knock up a parody website, stating how it makes perfect sense for Newcastle to take Vlach off our hands for 50m + Isak.
Asking for a friend.
Haych
John Robertson
The only team who can afford MGW are Man City, and that’s mainly due to them not having to obey any FFP rules.
He would have to be sold for 90M for it to be worthwhile for us, which is a ridiculous fee.
When he does leave it won’t be for a club who’s supporters don’t own t shirts.
He would have to be sold for 90M for it to be worthwhile for us, which is a ridiculous fee.
When he does leave it won’t be for a club who’s supporters don’t own t shirts.
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
Been thinking we should also swap one of our European Cups for the Fairs Cup Newcastle won back in 1969.
If they’re fecking around then so should we
If they’re fecking around then so should we
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Been thinking we should also swap one of our European Cups for the Fairs Cup Newcastle won back in 1969.
If they’re fecking around then so should we
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
I always thought the Fairs Cup was awarded to the best Waltzer ride at the Hoppings.Been thinking we should also swap one of our European Cups for the Fairs Cup Newcastle won back in 1969.
If they’re fecking around fairs Cup then so should we
Sorry to butt into your conversation....Aye but everyone still supped it, it’s rocket fuel.
Some Forest fans remember the joy that was Shipstone's nut brown ale...
What has happened to the world? Downhill in bottled beer terms?
I suppose MGW is a Corona sipper. Anybody know for sure?
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Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
I reckon MGW is sophisticated probably supps Earl Grey tea.