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BryanRoy22

Bob McKinlay
Bournemouth v Fulham tonight.

Bournemouth have been in shocking form. If you think Forest might be having a blip, it’s nothing compared to those lot.

At one stage I was genuinely concerned they’d finish top 4 and squeeze us out.
 

DanR

Steve Chettle
Bournemouth's ground really is f***ing shit, isn't it. Monday night football could be Wycombe versus Burton, looking at the size of their ground.
 

DizzyBala

Jack Armstrong
Time to accept the impending invite to the European Super League so we can leave Bournemouth behind and never have to play them again.
 

tjhooker

Grenville Morris
What result do we want here? A draw? I want Fulham in a good mood to pay our rivals, but not too close to us on points
 
There is no value in Nunez and Hojlund at the 50m price bracket. In fact a huge risky overpay for a club in our position.

For those advocating the above, Sancho at 25m must be a bloody bargain from a value for money point of view.
The magic word is value. On form Hojlund and Garnacho arn't worth 50mill between them. On the basis however that Utd players often tend to flourish once they escape from that hellhole I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest to see one or both excel wherever they do end up next season. We've seen that first-hand with Elanga but Anthony suddenly looking like a proper footballer at Betis is the real evidence that Utd truly is toxic enviroment for players.

As for Nunez, not worth a penny more than 40mill but there's all the makings of a top forward there and I'd trust Nuno to get the best from him like he's done with Wood
 

DanR

Steve Chettle

DanR

Steve Chettle
The Bournemouth and Crystal Palace drummers should have some sort of drumming competition, after which both the winner and loser have their drum shoved up their arse.
 

MaxiRobriguez

Bob McKinlay
Don't mind the Bournemouth result. Pretty much means we'll finish minimum of 7th now. Fulham and Bournemouth will both think they might sneak Europe.
 

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
The Bournemouth and Crystal Palace drummers should have some sort of drumming competition, after which both the winner and loser have their drum shoved up their arse.
I'd buy a ticket for that. Might even be more interesting than watching the football teams play each other
 

adam09

Bob McKinlay
Don't mind the Bournemouth result. Pretty much means we'll finish minimum of 7th now. Fulham and Bournemouth will both think they might sneak Europe.

Gives them a bit of something to play for. Would be a huge f*** up for us to not get Conference League at least.
 

adam09

Bob McKinlay
The Bournemouth and Crystal Palace drummers should have some sort of drumming competition, after which both the winner and loser have their drum shoved up their arse.

Or lock them in a room with Lars Ulrich on his St Anger kit.
 
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John Robertson
Jeez, these guys over analysing that one to death or what?

It was very good play by Semenyo and sometimes you have to put your hand up.

Make you turn, dance blah blah.
 

TrickiestTree

A. Trialist
Just read this article - Sounds like Bournemouth need at least 2 big sales this summer to not break PSR. Huijsen is defo one of them, of course Chelsea linked even though they have 12 CB's already...

Trying to sell Semenyo for £75m seems a bit ambitious too, theres 100% better options abroad. £20m more gets you Rodrygo or Doue. Older, slower & worse output than Elanga (if anyone wants to estimate his value).

Can defo see Kerkez joining Huijsen at Liverpool for a combined £90m. Glad we're not in the position where we HAVE to sell two of Murillo, MGW, Elanga or Aina!

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Rzar

Bob McKinlay
This is where we need to separate ourselves from us & the other challenger clubs & only sell when we absolutely need too.

We have seen it all before with Southampton & Swansea, they sell sell sell until they can't anymore.

A lot of clubs will be raided this summer as the cartel clubs stamp their financial authority on the nuisances. Hopefully our price tags will quickly put teams off.
 
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