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A. Trialist
Would like to add my thanks to Mr.Doughty, running off and leaving us in the lurch because 100 (mainly kids) protested after a match against you.
Sincere thanks especially for:
Leaving us with a shit squad on a huge wage budget.
Leaving us with a shit manager who had no sort of track record at all at this level but was appointed by your chosen successor for this reason anyway. Who we now can't afford to sack.
Leaving us with your last and most prolific failure to date's staff all over the club still.
Leaving us with a nice new academy (genuine thanks), with all its products not being used in the first team at all. (Specifically a prolific goalscorer who doesn't make the bench when we couldn't score in a brothel and a centre half who attracted a £5m bid from one of the top clubs in the country but can't make the bench so we'll use midfielders in his place and then moan about square pegs in round holes)
Leaving us in a relegation fight, with no money to fight it and a 1 legged horse of a squad led by a tool.
Those 100 people must really have bruised your ego to let your club end up like this, if we go down you will lose the few remaining eternally appreciative fans you have left.
Oh yeah, also congratulations on that £75m you spunked up the wall as we are back where we started.
Sincere thanks especially for:
Leaving us with a shit squad on a huge wage budget.
Leaving us with a shit manager who had no sort of track record at all at this level but was appointed by your chosen successor for this reason anyway. Who we now can't afford to sack.
Leaving us with your last and most prolific failure to date's staff all over the club still.
Leaving us with a nice new academy (genuine thanks), with all its products not being used in the first team at all. (Specifically a prolific goalscorer who doesn't make the bench when we couldn't score in a brothel and a centre half who attracted a £5m bid from one of the top clubs in the country but can't make the bench so we'll use midfielders in his place and then moan about square pegs in round holes)
Leaving us in a relegation fight, with no money to fight it and a 1 legged horse of a squad led by a tool.
Those 100 people must really have bruised your ego to let your club end up like this, if we go down you will lose the few remaining eternally appreciative fans you have left.
Oh yeah, also congratulations on that £75m you spunked up the wall as we are back where we started.