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Rockabilly

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Rockabilly

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Notcher said:
Ali comes across a bit of a psedu intellect. Even if he wasn't, he certainly isn't the best person to have on a podcast, he knows bugger all about football and has the personality of a wet fart
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My thoughts exactly.
 
Redemption

Redemption

Chief Eye Roller
Morpeth said:
You will. 😂
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And here I am.

During the Pirate section 🏴‍☠️arrrght Jim lad 🦜I was drifting off on my own over blown metephor of the high seas trying to catch a trade wind back to shore.

But I was blown back and onto the rocks by the gale of Arsher's blowhard imagery. Well not the rocks of the sea, but memorable rocks of Forest past. If historians played football, and history was a football pitch, and post-match interviews were a preamble to a Pirate Adventure it clicked...

I can't remember his exact.words now, but to paraphrase 'if we can fix the defensive issues and hold on to leads we would be in a better position". If only Arsher had uttered those words in Steve Cotterell's Pirate accent. Arrrgh Jim lad, 🦜 all would be well with the world.

And then I wake up.

I'm on beach. Washed-up like this podcast. There's fighting going on. Winston Churchill is on the beachhead pointing out to sea. His great coat hugging him tight, Bowler hat.slightly askew and cigar in his finger. "Gerret forrad" he shouts. And with a big push we win the war and the Premier league.

I stare into a rock pool, I'm exhausted. But I notice a message in a bottle, slightly buried in the sands of PGMOL. My body is slow to respond from the trauma of this post. I take the note from the bottle and it reads "how will I explain this to my 5 year-old daughter?"

I pass out.

Sometime later, like a Pirate hanging on to driftwood in the sea, arrrrgh Jim lad 🦜, efdying in and out of consciousness, I come too. I can't open my eyes. Or maybe I'm like a protagonist in a Wilfred Owen poem and I'm too frightened to open my eyes.

But you can't close the ears. I realise I'm in a hospital, an intensive care unitI'm dawns on me; 'm the patient. The heart monitor is beeping away. I realise they are my vital signs. Dissapointed that I'm alive, I liong to hear a comforting voice.

Just at that moment, Arsher Ali introduces his 5 year old daughter.

I realise this is all in my control. I get up, reach for my phone and turn off the podcast.

I toss the Garibadi Gazette out to sea. Let it wash up in somebody else's dream.

TLDR ? Arsher Ali go f*** yourself you pompous arse.
 
C

Col Steve Austin

First Team Squad
I switched off as soon as he introduced his daughter too. It was at that point that Ali disappeared up his own rectum. Yes, very sweet from your own selfish perspective but no-one else gives a shit what your child thinks.
 
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Red Dog in a Forest

Viv Anderson
If you want a laugh, watch Ant on Wolfie’s podcast.

He has an absolute meltdown because someone calls him a pillock. He then goes on to lose it completely when someone mentions his drinking! 😂

I’m kind of used to Wolverine’s morose personality, whereas Ant is just a bit of a dick.
 
Strummer

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
The case for a surreal LTLF Podcast seems to be coming clearer ever day.
 
Strummer

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
Redemption

Redemption

Chief Eye Roller
Caught up with my mate this morning. A Liverpool fan. He told me that Awoniyi is injured.

I was surprised by this and followed up where he'd heard it. Apparently he watched FFTV.

Fans of other clubs are tuning in and thinking that's us.

WTF
 
oobidoobi

oobidoobi

First Team Squad
Rockabilly said:
I could only manage to watch ten minutes of this before I nodded off.
🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱:sleep:
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No comments allowed on their videos, seems odd to limit audience engagement, but i also only managed a few mins. Its like a really dull Ted talk and makes me appreciate the ramshackle bon homie of the original GR ( now Forest Focus).
Sadly my Birtles Bingo card only needed "Grimsby Town" for a full house... maybe next week.
 
Irish Wolf

Irish Wolf

First Team Squad
Red Dog in a Forest said:
If you want a laugh, watch Ant on Wolfie’s podcast.

He has an absolute meltdown because someone calls him a pillock. He then goes on to lose it completely when someone mentions his drinking! 😂

I’m kind of used to Wolverine’s morose personality, whereas Ant is just a bit of a dick.
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Had to go watch that. Ant's not above the personal insults himself when it suits.

Funniest part is when he more or less invites the person to meet up with him at the fanzone to fight him.

Wolfie (no relation :)) then monetizes the issue by inviting viewers to insult Ant through paid 'superchats'. Which they duly obliged.
 
Bonfy177

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
oobidoobi

oobidoobi

First Team Squad
Irish Wolf said:
Had to go watch that. Ant's not above the personal insults himself when it suits.

Funniest part is when he more or less invites the person to meet up with him at the fanzone to fight him.

Wolfie (no relation :)) then monetizes the issue by inviting viewers to insult Ant through paid 'superchats'. Which they duly obliged.
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It starts about 41 mins in for anyone interested, but it really is pointless posturing with a panel that cant string a coherent sentence or argument together. Go shout at your pot plant for a more challenging debate
 
oobidoobi

oobidoobi

First Team Squad
Haven't seen these before but a neutrals opinion on this weeks game
( only for those interested in other peoples opinions or podcasts in general obviously)
 
Rockabilly

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
oobidoobi

oobidoobi

First Team Squad
He does and is a good addition to the cast, in fact FF have some of the least disagreeable contributors, which is quite remarkable given the amount of deplorables other podcasts seem to find
 
Bobby The Brain

Bobby The Brain

Weasel
Strummer said:
Squirrels, Welsh car-dealerships, trampoline-based wrestling, flamethrowers, coffee appreciation, what’s not to love?

I might even be able to persuade that nice Mr. Hitler to make a guest appearance?
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Trampoline-based wrestling you say... you have my attention.
 
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