Farmer Jack
Stuart Pearce
Pre Match
"This is our day, WE will win of that I am confident and by a comfortable margin, so come on down to the lane to witness our day in the sun. Utb."
"The El Shittico"
"Occasionally, we like to beat Manchester's second team at OT, so that is six points from the next two matches as we will beat Burnley on Saturday."
"Newcastle away after that so that another win ..."
"It's the start of our late run, that sees us stay up by a point."
"Muric back in goal so Holgate from the right and get Robbo in on one legs and just use him as a catapult. We’ve got McBurnie and Anel again so just get them a dose of what thumped them last time! And let’s see how they go against 11 men for a change!"
"We might well win, but only if we drop Grbic. Fingers crossed CW has finally lost patience with him."
"We should be able to win this, so let's hope for the best...I say 3-1"
In Game
"Berge is such a upgrade on anything we have."
""A traffic cone is such a upgrade on anything we have." Fixed"
"Switch keepers and we are up 2-0."
"Wow. Ball just rolls into the goal. Deflection as well."
"That c%nt's dodgey betting, he's gotta be."
"Might as well have Mr Benn in goal. Useless."
"F£cking turning this shite off."
"And another deflection. Even God wants us to go down."
"Wilder, for fucks sake get Coco the Clown out of the net."
"Get Wes in for every available minute we can. F*ckin divvy Grbic."
"Wilder needs to go as do every out of contract player and loans…and owner. Hard reset needed sad times for the club."
"I've seen better reflexes in a broken leg than when grbic goes to save a shot."
"From raging stonk on to floppy cock just typical."
"What's the opposite of a brick wall? Because that's what Souza and Trusty are. Again and again, in huge areas of the pitch we offer absolutely no resistance to anything that has a go at us. These 2 useless fucks are 2 of the main reasons. And they cost about 15m. F&ck them both off, I don't care what fees."
"If Lennie Peters is still alive get the c$nt a pair of gloves and get him on at half time."
"If we win all our remaining games after today we'll be on 31pts. That should be enough to stay up. Stranger things have happened."
"Getting that Rotherham keeper this summer is starting to look like a must."
"Expected goals 1.34 Vs 0.57 and we are 2 nil down, FFS honestly."
"Hamer, great goal!!"
"Hope."
"Absolutely disgraceful defending. Trusty yet again. Horrific. I'm speechless."
"No hope."
"All the tricks will come out of the time wasting bag now."
"Terrible defending."
"Say what you like about Grbic but would you want to play keeper behind this shower of shit?"
"How do pro footballers give a team so much space in the box? Anel was sat well off his man."
"Just one more month of torture too (sic) go guys."
"Mr Wilder? Stubborn? F!ck me backwards with a bent stick! Who knew? Add arrogant with a narcissistic belief in his own ability allied with him rolling over and having his tummy tickled by United World. No wonder we have Grbic. He daren’t f!ck him off. Warnock would have substituted him at half time in his first game and charged him to wash his kit afterwards."
"If Vini Souza watches his performances and truly thinks he should be in the Brazil squad he's absolutely hopeless."
"4-1 FFS"
"Wilder gave us some of the best times I’ve seen as a manager, created a legacy. His return has poured petrol on that legacy and dropped a match on it. Shame on you, Abdullah."
"What an absolute embarrassment."
"We are beyond an embarrassment."
"This is so far beyond a disgrace. Wilder OUT!"
"Sack everyone."
"Shocking performance from the BLADES against a below average club."
Post match
"I can’t wait for this season to be over. At HT jr. said he regrets getting tickets for Man U and Newcastle and that it would have been more constructive to set fire to 120 quid. Hard to argue with that."
"9-1 over the two games."
"I'm still of the opinion if anybody can build a new team on a budget it's Wilder."
"Who was it who penned the phrase 'Welcome to the wilderness years?'"
"Burnley's double of the the season and probably their only one this season with how RUBBISH the BLADES played today. WILDER sort it out or you might as well GO!"
"Yet another embarrassment in a season of constant embarrassments, but the defence was pathetic today. I stopped watching after 0-2, I just couldn't believe that our defensive midfielder and the back four looked baffled as Burnley waltzed through untouched despite the stupid deflections. Popped in to check the score, fully expecting another 0-5 job."
"That might be the worst we've played all season. That could have been any number with the amount of space they had in the box at times."
"F^ck that; we've paid good money to watch United this season, and it has been diabolical. I couldn't give a shit if we play an entire eleven made up of players who are intent on leaving, as long as I can watch something that I enjoy. Watching this shite week in week out, with that imposter in goal, is affecting my mental health, and there will be many that won't be renewing their Season Tickets because they've had to watch rubbish since last August. We are down anyway, so let's try and enjoy what we have left; bedding Grbic in for next season will do irreparable damage to the club, team morale, and the morale of the fans. Today was totally unacceptable."
"As we failed to bum the six fingered, dog shagging, Lancashire bastards, Vincent Company will now be the best manager in the history of football according to Gary ( virtue signalling wank stain ) Lineaker (sic). So I for one will be watching Dr Pimple Popper on TLC tonight, not MOTD. Thank you."
"This is our day, WE will win of that I am confident and by a comfortable margin, so come on down to the lane to witness our day in the sun. Utb."
"The El Shittico"
"Occasionally, we like to beat Manchester's second team at OT, so that is six points from the next two matches as we will beat Burnley on Saturday."
"Newcastle away after that so that another win ..."
"It's the start of our late run, that sees us stay up by a point."
"Muric back in goal so Holgate from the right and get Robbo in on one legs and just use him as a catapult. We’ve got McBurnie and Anel again so just get them a dose of what thumped them last time! And let’s see how they go against 11 men for a change!"
"We might well win, but only if we drop Grbic. Fingers crossed CW has finally lost patience with him."
"We should be able to win this, so let's hope for the best...I say 3-1"
In Game
"Berge is such a upgrade on anything we have."
""A traffic cone is such a upgrade on anything we have." Fixed"
"Switch keepers and we are up 2-0."
"Wow. Ball just rolls into the goal. Deflection as well."
"That c%nt's dodgey betting, he's gotta be."
"Might as well have Mr Benn in goal. Useless."
"F£cking turning this shite off."
"And another deflection. Even God wants us to go down."
"Wilder, for fucks sake get Coco the Clown out of the net."
"Get Wes in for every available minute we can. F*ckin divvy Grbic."
"Wilder needs to go as do every out of contract player and loans…and owner. Hard reset needed sad times for the club."
"I've seen better reflexes in a broken leg than when grbic goes to save a shot."
"From raging stonk on to floppy cock just typical."
"What's the opposite of a brick wall? Because that's what Souza and Trusty are. Again and again, in huge areas of the pitch we offer absolutely no resistance to anything that has a go at us. These 2 useless fucks are 2 of the main reasons. And they cost about 15m. F&ck them both off, I don't care what fees."
"If Lennie Peters is still alive get the c$nt a pair of gloves and get him on at half time."
"If we win all our remaining games after today we'll be on 31pts. That should be enough to stay up. Stranger things have happened."
"Getting that Rotherham keeper this summer is starting to look like a must."
"Expected goals 1.34 Vs 0.57 and we are 2 nil down, FFS honestly."
"Hamer, great goal!!"
"Hope."
"Absolutely disgraceful defending. Trusty yet again. Horrific. I'm speechless."
"No hope."
"All the tricks will come out of the time wasting bag now."
"Terrible defending."
"Say what you like about Grbic but would you want to play keeper behind this shower of shit?"
"How do pro footballers give a team so much space in the box? Anel was sat well off his man."
"Just one more month of torture too (sic) go guys."
"Mr Wilder? Stubborn? F!ck me backwards with a bent stick! Who knew? Add arrogant with a narcissistic belief in his own ability allied with him rolling over and having his tummy tickled by United World. No wonder we have Grbic. He daren’t f!ck him off. Warnock would have substituted him at half time in his first game and charged him to wash his kit afterwards."
"If Vini Souza watches his performances and truly thinks he should be in the Brazil squad he's absolutely hopeless."
"4-1 FFS"
"Wilder gave us some of the best times I’ve seen as a manager, created a legacy. His return has poured petrol on that legacy and dropped a match on it. Shame on you, Abdullah."
"What an absolute embarrassment."
"We are beyond an embarrassment."
"This is so far beyond a disgrace. Wilder OUT!"
"Sack everyone."
"Shocking performance from the BLADES against a below average club."
Post match
"I can’t wait for this season to be over. At HT jr. said he regrets getting tickets for Man U and Newcastle and that it would have been more constructive to set fire to 120 quid. Hard to argue with that."
"9-1 over the two games."
"I'm still of the opinion if anybody can build a new team on a budget it's Wilder."
"Who was it who penned the phrase 'Welcome to the wilderness years?'"
"Burnley's double of the the season and probably their only one this season with how RUBBISH the BLADES played today. WILDER sort it out or you might as well GO!"
"Yet another embarrassment in a season of constant embarrassments, but the defence was pathetic today. I stopped watching after 0-2, I just couldn't believe that our defensive midfielder and the back four looked baffled as Burnley waltzed through untouched despite the stupid deflections. Popped in to check the score, fully expecting another 0-5 job."
"That might be the worst we've played all season. That could have been any number with the amount of space they had in the box at times."
"F^ck that; we've paid good money to watch United this season, and it has been diabolical. I couldn't give a shit if we play an entire eleven made up of players who are intent on leaving, as long as I can watch something that I enjoy. Watching this shite week in week out, with that imposter in goal, is affecting my mental health, and there will be many that won't be renewing their Season Tickets because they've had to watch rubbish since last August. We are down anyway, so let's try and enjoy what we have left; bedding Grbic in for next season will do irreparable damage to the club, team morale, and the morale of the fans. Today was totally unacceptable."
"As we failed to bum the six fingered, dog shagging, Lancashire bastards, Vincent Company will now be the best manager in the history of football according to Gary ( virtue signalling wank stain ) Lineaker (sic). So I for one will be watching Dr Pimple Popper on TLC tonight, not MOTD. Thank you."
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