Gyros Peter
Sauce salad?
Got to be a Syrianos recommend this given our interest a while back and it resurfacing along with the news about him being back on the scene.
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Beto
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Jacquoz
First Team Squad
If he's going to Everton, he'll probably forget what a football even looks like!
Souvik
First Team Squad
Imagine training with Dychey
So Jordaninho - his name's Jordan, but we call him Jordaninho, like you Brazilians do ; funny right? No, oh ok, anyway, so Jordaninho's going to kick it long. You need to get your 'ead on it son. Lets try it now. Don't try and control it son - look at Maupayyyy, look at what he's doing, that's what we want, just try and get something on it
Why are you not passing to Keano (Michael Keane)? He is a caroco you say - Woany, Woany, can you please pull up that portuguese to english dictionary which we bought - caraco, caraco, it means lump! - no, no he is il footballer like you. No, no, am serious, he is a footballer.
Kick and run. kick and run
Shoot son, shoot
Get a beer down you, will make you feel better
I know I am stereotyping a certain sort of English manager, but Dyche just seems to fit the mold so well. He was on Keys and Gray after he left Burnley and it was the typical stuff like we had pressing in my day, but we didn't have fancy names for it, we used to call it working hard - we have been doing analytics for a long time, and what is all this xG; good old days etc, etc. This edited clips sum it up well
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IdiotTricky
First Team Squad
Everton now have even less money than they didn't have before, apparently. Some investment firm, MSP Sports Capital, pulled out of a deal which would have given them a stake in the club. Leaves them short on new ground and, obviously, playing side.
Ordinarily have a soft spot for them versus their neighbours, but now they're our rivals I'm less sympathetic.
Ordinarily have a soft spot for them versus their neighbours, but now they're our rivals I'm less sympathetic.
apondaway
Viv Anderson
The only reasonable thing to do to punish their financial situation is to fine them, naturally. That will surely deter future financial riskiness.
Rzar
Bob McKinlay
Going Everton for 30m
I always liked Dyche & thought it was just stereotypes around him because he’s British and plays long ball but I listened to a few podcasts he went on and he sounded like a complete dinosaur, so much so it put me right off him.
Monkman
Grenville Morris
30m? Didn't think they had that much to spend. Hope he doesn't save their season.
Huxley
John Robertson
Gazzetta saying it’s 30m plus bonuses.
FFP be damned.
FFP be damned.
Matt
Stuart Pearce
Didn’t they pass in Che Adam’s cos they could afford the down payment?!
Ashley
Steve Chettle
Everton know that they are far more likely to be punished for FFP in the Championship than they would in the Premier League (who'll never deduct a team points for breaching FFP in a million years). Better to chuck money at staying up then risk going down and seeing what happens then.
eyupmeduck
Geoff Thomas
Reading the Udinese comments they say he's direct but unable to hold the ball up or dribble - most also seem to think that the have better striking options already so aren't heart broken but because they bought him for £12m they want a better return than £30m.
Everton ffp from a simple viewpoint (As deal structures, wages and even quoted fees aren't always known properly) have had £25m from selling Kean finally to Juve, got £8m for Simms and a couple of mil for Nkoukou.
Theyve spent about £15m on fees for Danjumas loan and that lad from Portugal so if they structure the Beto deal as say half now and half next summer then they should be fine in terms of balancing the books that way. Its just the £85m a year wages that is going to cause them a huge issue, I can see them making at least one sale before the deadline.
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Everton ffp from a simple viewpoint (As deal structures, wages and even quoted fees aren't always known properly) have had £25m from selling Kean finally to Juve, got £8m for Simms and a couple of mil for Nkoukou.
Theyve spent about £15m on fees for Danjumas loan and that lad from Portugal so if they structure the Beto deal as say half now and half next summer then they should be fine in terms of balancing the books that way. Its just the £85m a year wages that is going to cause them a huge issue, I can see them making at least one sale before the deadline.
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Rzar
Bob McKinlay
Could just be to do with the payment plan. It’s not like Everton don’t have a habit of kicking the can down the road. It’s why they are in the situation they are in to begin with. Every club in this league can afford to splash cash even those that plead poverty.
I obviously haven’t seen this guy play but it seems like a lot of money for somebody who’s 1 in 3 in Serie A.
I obviously haven’t seen this guy play but it seems like a lot of money for somebody who’s 1 in 3 in Serie A.
Ashley
Steve Chettle
I read that Everton didn't want to pay £5m as the first instalment for Adams, so you might be right there. Beto might cost them more in the long run, but less in this year's accounts than Adams would have.
A bit of a gamble as it's more petrol on the fire if they go down and have to pay more in future instalments, but they are probably f**ked if they go down anyway so I can see why they've taken the risk.
Redemption
One less gobshite...
After the row back from the investors in the week, Mosheri has little choice but to gamble.
Rzar
Bob McKinlay
Exactly, if Everton go down they really are knackered anyway. From Mosheri’s POV he’s just gotta prey they stay up until he sells so as long as punishments aren’t points deductions it doesn’t matter what he does. But I get the feeling it will be a deduction.
Ashley
Steve Chettle
Yep. They are in shit or bust territory now. From an Everton POV they simply have to find a way to stay up. They are in deep, deep shit if they go down.
Otis Redding
Try A Little Tenderness
Garner?
Rzar
Bob McKinlay
But also the more he kicks the can down the road the less likely they are to find a buyer - you would have thought Everton were a desirable club especially with a new stadium on the way.
He has been through 3 accountants in the past 3 years, always a bit of a red flag. Especially from a former accountant.
It does feel genuinely unsustainable.
He has been through 3 accountants in the past 3 years, always a bit of a red flag. Especially from a former accountant.
It does feel genuinely unsustainable.
Problem is though, that stadium has still to be paid for, and they’ve got a huge chunk of historical debt to service.
There are genuine concerns that if they did get relegated, they potentially „do a Portsmouth“, and be financially ruined for years.
Samba's Water Bottle
First Team Squad
What a horrible shame that would be for such a lovely football club.
Dirk Furtull
John Robertson
I'm sure there are Beto options out there.
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Red Dog in a Forest
Viv Anderson
You Beto me to it.
Ashley
Steve Chettle
Some Everton fan probably threatened their owner when they heard the Che Adams rumours, angrily shouting "You better not sign Che Adams!" In his face.
Their owner obviously misheard this as "Beto, not sign Che Adams" and the rest is history.
Their owner obviously misheard this as "Beto, not sign Che Adams" and the rest is history.
Page_Three_Stunner
Youth Team
Did Everton steal the Tory / DUP magic money tree?