Triffic Premier League Thread (still sponsored by Eddie Yates)

[MaxiRobriguez]

Great question. There must be a Luton Town player in there?

Adebayo didn't play in League 1 but in all the other leagues and non-league too.

Ryan Yates can go straight in for starters.

 

[BryanRoy22]

Found the guy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelly_Ruddock_Mpanzu

Pelly Ruddock Mpanzu (born 22 March 1994) is a professional footballer who plays as a central midfielder for Premier League club Luton Town. Born in England, he played for the DR Congo national team twice in 2021. He is the first footballer to climb from the non-league tiers of English football to the Premier League with the same club, having played for Luton since 2013.

 

[PynchonForest]

What does that prove? Either way If you get grabbed it's a foul.

What it "proves" is obvious.

 

[jdthebrit]

Everton ( and Forest) lucky it's still 1-1.
Our luck needs to hold!

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[eyupmeduck]

Everton are putrid, Jack Harrison is as good at delivery as flaming Yodel at Christmas, Dwight McNeil could be alright if he didn't wear anti gravity boots, Ashley Young is older than time, Jordan Pickford should be doing time and Doucoure so far has been awol.

That being said, Luton have been equally horrendous in terms of quality. I would say though if we stay up at their expense Id like Adebeyo, Chong, Doughty and Barkley instead of Origi, Origi, Tavares and Origi*

*I don't mind Tavares but not sure we will have £13m to spend on a leftback and Omar looked decent to me yesterday versus Villa so we might not need to.

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[I'm Red Till Dead]

Gary Neville sounded like a right mardarse at half-time.

 

[Flaggers]

Am I alone in thinking that Branthwaite is a triumph of hype over ability?

 

[jdthebrit]

Braithwaite? 80 million.
More like 800,000.

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[chaospunx]

I hate what I've become desperate for f***ing Luton to lose every week I absolutely hate this season really wish I couldn't give a shit

 

[BryanRoy22]

Ashley Young is older than time, Jordan Pickford should be doing time

 

[Col Steve Austin]

Luton are going to win this. *****.

 

[PynchonForest]

This is a foul by Morris.

 

[Thomas]

Am I alone in thinking that Branthwaite is a triumph of hype over ability?

Classic example of English hype, Murillo is 20x the player this guy is.


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[Flaggers]

Dear Everton - please stop being dogturd and put a couple of goals in please.
Ta.

 

[Thomas]

Camera with the 4k footage of Pickfords buttocks


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[isaacs]

Set pieces aside i have no f***ing idea how Everton are going to score.

Yet our shower of twats allowed them to shoot twice from 30 yards

 

[BryanRoy22]

I really don't like the feeling of this game.

 

[Flaggers]

I thought his name was Idris Ageye

 

[Thomas]

I really don't like the feeling of this game.

Andre Gomez is going to grab control of this, don’t worry


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[isaacs]

I really don't like the feeling of this game.

Theres a stench of relegation in the air for me

 

[BryanRoy22]

Theres a stench of relegation in the air for me

We need a Dwight McNeil thunderbolt.

 

[isaacs]

We need a Dwight McNeil thunderbolt.

Remember this time last year when these f***ers were circling the drain and McNeil morphed into a young Cristiano Ronaldo. Now he's like Christy f***ing Brown.

 

[Thomas]

Why is Tarkovski fouling him there lol, Ashely young was literally right in front of you


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[isaacs]

This is a League Two standard match with VAR

 

[Erik]

You do all know that Luton are going to win this with an 88th minute penalty after a cross hits Ashley Young's outstretched arm don't you?