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    Default Luke Turner

    https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/...ent=in-article

    19 year old defender from Aberdeen, due to have a trial with us.

    Hope he turns out as good as the last defender we signed from them!


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    Default Re: Luke Turner

    More chance of having a private dancer.

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    Default Re: Luke Turner

    More chance of Paige Turner


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    Default Re: Luke Turner

    More chance of a landscape gardener


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    Your palms are holding her neck and thumbs are at her ears regulating the speed of her head as she swallows and then sucks up your machinery. She is topping up your engine oil for the cross-country coming up. Your RPM is hitting a new high. To wait any longer would be to lose prime time... She picks up a Bugatti's momentum. You want her more at a Volkswagen's steady trot. Squeeze the maximum mileage out of your gallon of gas. But she's eating up the road with all cylinders blazing.

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    Default Re: Luke Turner

    More chance of Anthea Turner


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    Default Re: Luke Turner

    I can't believe Tina Turner is yet to be mentioned.

    Shame on you all.


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    Default Re: Luke Turner

    Quote Originally Posted by Vikare View Post
    I can't believe Tina Turner is yet to be mentioned.

    Shame on you all.
    Second post in this thread.


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    Viv Anderson
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    Default Re: Luke Turner

    So long as he's a head Turner that'll do me.


 

 

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