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    Default Tom Holmes

    Linked with this guy today defender 21 from Reading..


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    More chance of John Holmes.

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    Worrall replacement? Or full back?


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    More chance of Holmes under the hammer


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    Ah Holmes, the game is a foot!....ball.

    ....ing....one.


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    Do you think an agent has tipped Murphy off that Reading are in a right old mess financially, by any chance?

    Or maybe Reading put the feelers out themselves?

    John Swift is who I would be targeting, personally….


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    More chance of Sherlock Holmes.


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    If he were an estate agent: Norfolk & Holmes


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    Tom Holmes a proper English name.

    Now we just need Joe Bloggs and Alf Tupper and the world will be right.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockabilly View Post
    More chance of Sherlock Holmes.
    Elementary, my dear Rocka.


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    Quote Originally Posted by valspoodle View Post
    Tom Holmes a proper English name.

    Now we just need Joe Bloggs and Alf Tupper and the world will be right.
    That's mi next name right there. Alf "Loves It" Tupper


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    Quote Originally Posted by congo_red View Post
    Elementary, my dear Rocka.
    Aye... even more so if Watson had still been with us.


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    My local non-league side have a Watson and signed a lad called Baskerville this summer, desperate for them to sign a Holmes.


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    Default Re: Tom Holmes

    More chance of Emma Watson.


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    More chance of Homes Under the Hammer.

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    Default Re: Tom Holmes

    I seem to remember him at right back when we played them?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GandalfTheRed View Post
    I seem to remember him at right back when we played them?
    From what I've read, he's more of a centre back who can fill in at right back when needed.


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    Played CB at our place, bagged an OG from memory.

    Played RB at their place in the game Yates got sent off.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan_Bristol View Post
    If he were an estate agent: Norfolk & Holmes
    Norfolk in chance


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    Default Re: Tom Holmes

    Has anyone used the Eamon Holmes or Care Holmes in the ''more of a chance of'' narrative ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by NooForest View Post
    Has anyone used the Eamon Holmes or Care Holmes in the ''more of a chance of'' narrative ?
    No
    Beazer Holmes League on the other hand…


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    More chance of Beazer Homes.


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    You beat me to it,Tim!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Heffing Psycho! View Post
    My local non-league side have a Watson and signed a lad called Baskerville this summer, desperate for them to sign a Holmes.
    Not sure if i posted this before but when Paul Lambert played for St Mirren they also had a player called Butler ( Lambert & Butler ) - Someone said they were a couple of Fags but it turned out not to be true


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    Ian Storey-Moore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy View Post
    Norfolk in chance
    probably norfolk and good


 

 

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