Matchday 40: QPR Fan Comments

[rockabilly]

Quality of puns has wilted, I see.

We need to get to the root of the problem.

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[Otis Redd'un]

Referring to us as "the F-word" seems to be a popular expression of contempt from our friends over the river.

They really know how to press-our-buttons, that lot.

[RealRed85]

Decent comments from decent fans. They must hate playing us away, we’re like their Walsall


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[Strummer]

We need to get to the root of the problem.

Just need to weed out the chaff.

[rockabilly]

Referring to us as "the F-word" seems to be a popular expression of contempt from our friends over the river.

They really know how to press-our-buttons, that lot.

[rockabilly]

Just need to weed out the chaff.

A flame thrower!

[Farmer Jack]

What in carnations are you people talking about?

We're weeding out the wheat from the chaff when it comes to thinking up puns.

Edit: Half that line is taken, thanks a bunch, Strummer.

[BryanRoy22]

Florist isn't really insulting, is it? An inoffensive profession to be involved in. Everyone loves flowers.

I also laugh when someone calls me a wanker. Why, yes I am, and proud of it. I love wanking.

[Strummer]

Who doesn’t love flowers?

As the old saying goes, the only thing better than a nice bunch of roses on your piano is tulips on your organ?

[eezzeetiger]

Thanks Calvin.

[NooForest]

Forrest Gumps.

I had a version of that used to me in October.

They said " I see CH has just moved into the Gump House "

I thought that was quite funny

BTW Rocka - Did you not say " Fuck Em " because I predicted you would ?

And because you didn't I will say it

" Fuck Em "

[Francis Benali (on loan)]

Wouldn't want Hughton as manager of QPR as he's too negative, but they loved Warnock.

[rockabilly]

I had a version of that used to me in October.

They said " I see CH has just moved into the Gump House "

I thought that was quite funny

BTW Rocka - Did you not say " Fuck Em " because I predicted you would ?

And because you didn't I will say it

" Fuck Em "

To be fair, they seem a decent bunch.

I've used up all my rations of 'F**K 'ems' on the sheep 5haggers threads.

[EmmersonForest4]

Wouldn't want Hughton as manager of QPR as he's too negative, but they loved Warnock.

Or just be shit with Warbuton, some football fans nowadays are such entitled plebs. I hate the style of play argument and the whole dinosaur comments being doled out left right and centre.

In an industry where the gap between have and have nots are massive and all the best players are taken by the rich clubs means to expect a free flowing "Successful" side is really really entitled. If Forest were swimming in cash I'd be lot more sympathetic to style of play but we are paupers.

Look at the jibes Mourinho is getting this week its so disproportionate. The same players were wank under Poch but Mourinho gets the lazy tired Dinosaur title. Look at the whole Brighton situation, Potter is literally not doing much better than Hughton in the prem results and points wise yet one is described as a football genius and one a dinosaur.

Some defensive are shit and some attacking managers are shit thats the truth of it. Lamouchi vs Montanier is a casing point or if you take Bruce vs Martinez points total at Wigan Bruce wins hands down.

Just to back it up as well if someone said to me that no matter what you will get the same points at the end of the season whether your attacking or defensive id obviously choose attacking but life isnt as easy as that so if your one of those fans stop being so entitled!

[Strummer]

Forrest Gump gets the girl, ends up a multi-millionaire and bears witness to some of the most important events in American history.

There’s far worse things to be likened to.

For example, sexual deviants who sodomise livestock.

[I'm Red Till Dead]

Forrest Gump gets the girl, ends up a multi-millionaire and bears witness to some of the most important events in American history.

And Forest did all that back in the seventies and blew it all.

(Ok, not the American history bit)

[sammy the snake]

Yeh derby fans also call us florist. Tbh it's lacking bite or anything derogatory. Especially when their given knickname is *****

[TommyT]

I think Florist is pretty sweet as football nicknames go...

It's a reference to Sensible Soccer...its not a diss

[Phooey]

Did nobody read the interview in the link?

There are a few lines in there that need pasting to the front of this forum.

[virgo]

Thanks Calvin great post as usual....not sure about the Florist nickname they call themselves the R's I think they need to add the soles at the end.

When I worked in Harrow in the 80's-90's the guys in one of our adjacent Industrial Units wrote the QPR Fanzine " A kick up the R's".

They were a decent bunch of lads, and even though they called me a "northerner", they liked me because I was a Forest fan. They seemed to have a secret respect for us.