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  1. #1176
    Ian Storey-Moore
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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    Quote Originally Posted by Hughton,we have a problem View Post
    Mel has sold the ground on already





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    Still laughing!


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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    An unfortunate autocorrect error brings out an impressive MS-Paint masterpiece from Alf:

    Quote Originally Posted by MaxiRobriguez View Post
    He's not going to get past him every time but he's our most agile Satanist with the most acceleration so you just let him loose.




    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

    „Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life, and that's something I'm trying to bring to my attention at all times. Don't forget you're alive. We're not dead, you know. This is the greatest thing.”

    — Joe Strummer

  4. #1178
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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    Although slightly worrying that "Satanist" is used so often by Maxi that it appears as the first option on his autocorrect


  5. #1179
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    What can I say? My other weekend activity apart from Forest is being part of an evangelical church where we hunt Satanists for fun.

    30/09/2021: It's only 8 points to the play-offs. Doesn't matter if we're 20th having lost three times as many games as we've won so far. I fancy us now that Hughton's gone.

  6. #1180
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    Totally deserved for actually still having a copy of this literature gem as well as being able to share it with us

    Quote Originally Posted by klinsi View Post
    For those who still want to read the whole diary, it's here:

    https://1drv.ms/b/s!AogC_FzRzNFv1hgy...qltxM?e=RxvYnf



  7. #1181

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    Good ol' Farmer Jack........

    Quote Originally Posted by Farmer Jack View Post
    Super Cooper
    We all love the Forest
    Johnson's on the run
    We're singing, having fun
    Derby's heading for league 1!




  8. #1182
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alf-engelos Mindminackers View Post
    Good ol' Farmer Jack........
    Absolutely agree.


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    Plod investigating a heinous crime in Bristol:

    Quote Originally Posted by Cortez the Killer View Post



  10. #1184
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    Quote Originally Posted by gedlingred View Post
    'Ask them how the Broadmarsh shopping centre looks at present'.

    It looks like Sheffield.


    Last edited by Strummer; 05-11-21 at 06:51.

  11. #1185
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    A few days ago but has made me laugh out loud 3 times now when flicking back through the SC thread

    Quote Originally Posted by MaxiRobriguez View Post
    I like Steve Cooper. Good guy, would recommend. A++


    Oh FFS.

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    Pretty much the whole of the „Demise of Derby…“ thread has been an absolute pearler these last couple of days; but this exchange in particular made me snort like a pig:

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Wazzock View Post
    Watch rats like Tom Lawrence desert the sinking ship quicker than Rooney taking up an invite to a care home.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ashley View Post
    Well Lawrence does have a track record of walking away from car crashes and leaving people for dead



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    Original piss-take material, we're laughing at The Sheeps, lock down your accounting procedures.

    Quote Originally Posted by Beardo7 View Post
    We need someone better at song writing than me to re-work “dry your eyes” by the streets.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RealRed85 View Post
    Dry your eyes sheep,
    I know it’s hard to take but the EFL’s mind’s been made up,
    You’ve been fucked by FFP,
    Dry your eyes sheep,
    I know you want to tell the world how much this pain hurts,
    But please shut the fuck up now,
    It’s ooooooooover

    I know in the past you’ve found it hard to take,
    Mel telling you things, but not telling straight,
    But the more you refuse to accept your fate,
    The more we celebrate….

    Dry your eyes sheep,
    I know it’s hard to take but you’ll be relegated,
    You’re only on minus 3,
    Dry your eyes sheep,
    Nobody cares about player value amortisation,
    Truth is we’ll never play you again,
    It’s oooooooover


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    Last edited by congo_red; 18-11-21 at 10:46.

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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    They’re coming thick and fast at the moment!

    Quote Originally Posted by congo_red View Post
    Don't delay, buy the album today!



  15. #1189
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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    THIS

    Quote Originally Posted by rockabilly View Post



  16. #1190
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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    Forum highlight of the year, never mind week


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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    It's THE forum highlight.

    "Ive only met Andy....last week actually and can confirm he is in 2nd place in sexiest fucker on here stakes." -Barry

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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    Quote Originally Posted by OK SpidermAndy! View Post
    It's THE forum highlight.
    Ok spiderman


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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    Quote Originally Posted by Statto View Post
    Ok spiderman
    You rang, sweetheart?


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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Like him finding out about santa or the tooth fairy....

    "Dad some older boys at school said Derby doesn't exist..... "

    "Well you're Ten now son I think you need to be told the truth... I'm sorry son but Derby County aren't real, they are just made up..."

    "but what about the fact they ain't beat us for over a thousand days"

    "Ah you see that's true, but it was a long time ago"

    "But what about the Brian Clough trophy?"

    "We just put it with the rest"

    "If you don't bounce then your a red?"

    "Stole from Sheff weds"

    "Pride park"

    "The best park and ride north of leicester"

    "Someone at school said they spent 4 million on Martyn Waghorn instead of paying the HMRC... I called him a lier"

    "No son that's true"

    "He also said they sacked their club captain for being a passenger in a car but not the two drivers who broke the law and took no care or consideration for other people's safety"

    "Yeah thats also true"

    "A EFL conspiracy"

    "About as much truth and substance as a flat earther"

    "So miracles don't exist then dad?"

    "Well Colin Karen Richards came back from the dead so maybe"

    "But you and mum took us to see Derby getting beat by Basford United a few weeks back on Markeaton park?"

    "Ah that's AFC Derby Rams son, they are just men with normal jobs who dress up as Derby players at certain times of the year to provide entertainment and laughter to the masses..."

    "Oh OK dad....Is Steve Cooper still a football genius dad?"

    "Yes son"



  21. #1195
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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    Quote Originally Posted by Alf-engelos Mindminackers View Post
    Cheers Alf.


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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post


    Quote Originally Posted by Alf-engelos Mindminackers View Post
    Who was driving? Richard Keogh, Tom Lawrence or Mason Bennett?


    Or possibly Mad Mel?


  23. #1197
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    Default Re: Forum Highlight of the Week !

    Steve Cooper during injury time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alf-engelos Mindminackers View Post



 

 

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