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    Default Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    No number, just those famous bits of eye candy who you've lusted over, from childhood to now.

    PART 1
    Belinda Carlisle



    Elizabeth Shue



    Rebecca De Mornay



    Julia Roberts



    Cameron Diaz



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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    Can someone put this in English please?


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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    This is what the Rat Up A Drainpipe thread was for, wasn't it?


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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    Quote Originally Posted by Freddie View Post
    This is what the Rat Up A Drainpipe thread was for, wasn't it?
    Mostly, yes!

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

    „Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life, and that's something I'm trying to bring to my attention at all times. Don't forget you're alive. We're not dead, you know. This is the greatest thing.”

    — Joe Strummer

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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    Alf just wants another thread to post Rebecca de Mornay.

    Nothing wrong with that, of course!


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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    Who is gonna be first to post Jet from Gladiators?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Freddie View Post
    This is what the Rat Up A Drainpipe thread was for, wasn't it?
    Nah, Rat Up is for fit, radnom gyni. This is for those you historically wanked over.

    Expect to see plenty from you Fred


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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    BB shame is I was only 4 when this picture was taken!



    I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women,. Suddenly, uncritically giving no thought to the pain it could bring. - Nick Hornby

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    Linda Carter




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    Brilliant thread Alf,

    Can’t be arsed to post pictures but;

    1. Debbie Harry (come on, we all have)
    2. Clare Grogan
    3. Keely Hawes
    4. Madonna (filthy)

    I may need to add more as this thread evolves


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    Quote Originally Posted by alabamared View Post
    BB shame is I was only 4 when this picture was taken!
    Holy shizney she is grand as pie!

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Brilliant thread Alf,

    Can’t be arsed to post pictures but;

    1. Debbie Harry (come on, we all have)
    2. Clare Grogan
    3. Keely Hawes
    4. Madonna (filthy)

    I may need to add more as this thread evolves
    Here you go yoof.....










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    Deep into a lads holiday in Zante I once hit double figures in a day laying one off the wrist to a jo guest porn mag

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    Cheryl Baker
    Pamela Stephenson
    Maggie Philbin
    Lysette Anthony
    Jenny Agutter


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    Your palms are holding her neck and thumbs are at her ears regulating the speed of her head as she swallows and then sucks up your machinery. She is topping up your engine oil for the cross-country coming up. Your RPM is hitting a new high. To wait any longer would be to lose prime time... She picks up a Bugatti's momentum. You want her more at a Volkswagen's steady trot. Squeeze the maximum mileage out of your gallon of gas. But she's eating up the road with all cylinders blazing.

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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Deep into a lads holiday in Zante I once hit double figures in a day laying one off the wrist to a jo guest porn mag

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    „You have to say, Brian, he’s put a real marker down, there?“


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Deep into a lads holiday in Zante I once hit double figures in a day laying one off the wrist to a jo guest porn mag

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    It's a proud moment in a man's life when he gets in the ten club.


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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Deep into a lads holiday in Zante I once hit double figures in a day laying one off the wrist to a jo guest porn mag

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    I refer the honourable gentleman to his earlier post referring to the holiday resorts of Europe needing his cash.
    We have more than our fair share of wankers already thankyou.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Deep into a lads holiday in Zante I once hit double figures in a day laying one off the wrist to a jo guest porn mag

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    Thats some wanking frenzy that is Baz, much respect

    By the 7th toss were you actually producing any jizz


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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Thats some wanking frenzy that is Baz, much respect

    By the 7th toss were you actually producing any jizz
    I‘m more surprised he didn’t manage to perform a Bar Mitzvah on himself at that sort of strike rate?


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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    To be fair Jo Guest was well worth double figures, I'd lost her deep in my memory, thanks for reminding me.
    Lisa Bangert was another around that time, she was gorgeous.

    I had a bit of a teenage thing for Sarah Green (pre accident) and Michaela Strachan back in the day.


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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    Rebekah Elmaloglou. She played Sophie in Home & Away. 3622fec52ec7d818176f7cd8b4cc58879dcaf2fb.jpg17-05-08-rebekah-ema3.jpg


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Thats some wanking frenzy that is Baz, much respect

    By the 7th toss were you actually producing any jizz
    Jo got me through it

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    Default Re: Top However-many Nogs of Snatch Who You Choked off too over the years

    Jo Guest, it’d be like sticking your nob out of the car window


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    My most capped player is probs Angelina Jolie. Whatever the full tally, more than half of it probably went on that one pic of her with her rat out, sunbathing by the pool. Must have given trillions of my best boys to that one.


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    Susanna Reid.

    I remember when i was in school i would wake up early just to crack one out to her on BBC news. Despite her being the same age as my mum i still would.


 

 

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