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    Can admins of this group do a better job of monitoring who is allowed in here please?! We have a new member, a woman. She's been privately messaging members, sending them naked pictures of herself in nasty poses along with close ups of her unmentionables. She is offering an iphone 8+ in exchange for sexual favours. I am especially bothered because it turned out to be an iphone 6 and obviously something's wrong with it. It's super slow and the caps lock is stuck on.


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    What is her username Dave? I might add her as a friend, sounds promising


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    Quote Originally Posted by David Layne View Post
    Can admins of this group do a better job of monitoring who is allowed in here please?! We have a new member, a woman. She's been privately messaging members, sending them naked pictures of herself in nasty poses along with close ups of her unmentionables. She is offering an iphone 8+ in exchange for sexual favours. I am especially bothered because it turned out to be an iphone 6 and obviously something's wrong with it. It's super slow and the caps lock is stuck on.
    Wasn’t this mean to be written all in capitals for the joke to work?


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    Quote Originally Posted by congo_red View Post
    Wasn’t this mean to be written all in capitals for the joke to work?
    Possibly, but if he’s using Tapatalk, the app - helpfully - converts any post in ALL CAPITALS to case sensitive, because it thinks such posts are SHOUTING.

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

    „Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life, and that's something I'm trying to bring to my attention at all times. Don't forget you're alive. We're not dead, you know. This is the greatest thing.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    Possibly, but if he’s using Tapatalk, the app - helpfully - converts any post in ALL CAPITALS to case sensitive, because it thinks such posts are SHOUTING.
    I’m aware of that, but the last sentence makes absolutely no sense as it’s written.


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    I haven't received these PMs.
    Why am I not in the loop?
    It is ageism pure and simple.
    Just because there's snow on the roof it doesn't mean the fire has gone out (as my old Grandad used to say as he molested young schoolgirls).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    I haven't received these PMs.
    Why am I not in the loop?
    It is ageism pure and simple.
    Just because there's snow on the roof it doesn't mean the fire has gone out (as my old Grandad used to say as he molested young schoolgirls).
    Have you got a decent poker, Captain?


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    Quote Originally Posted by David Layne View Post
    Can admins of this group do a better job of monitoring who is allowed in here please?! We have a new member, a woman. She's been privately messaging members, sending them naked pictures of herself in nasty poses along with close ups of her unmentionables. She is offering an iphone 8+ in exchange for sexual favours. I am especially bothered because it turned out to be an iphone 6 and obviously something's wrong with it. It's super slow and the caps lock is stuck on.
    Throw in a nice pan of stew and dumplings and I’m in


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    Quote Originally Posted by congo_red View Post
    Wasn’t this mean to be written all in capitals for the joke to work?
    When I posted it it was all in capitals, it is beyond my understanding why it was changed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by David Layne View Post
    Can admins of this group do a better job of monitoring who is allowed in here please?! We have a new member, a woman. She's been privately messaging members, sending them naked pictures of herself in nasty poses along with close ups of her unmentionables. She is offering an iphone 8+ in exchange for sexual favours. I am especially bothered because it turned out to be an iphone 6 and obviously something's wrong with it. It's super slow and the caps lock is stuck on.
    Whatever you do, put a passlock on the phone so you don't have to explain the conversation to your four year old son.

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    Don’t blame me, I told her it was a wrestling move.


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    TBF when I first saw this a few weeks back it was in capitals


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    I tried it in CAPITALS, it didn't make it any more humourous.

    EXACT SAME BENEFITS

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Layne View Post
    Can admins of this group do a better job of monitoring who is allowed in here please?! We have a new member, a woman. She's been privately messaging members, sending them naked pictures of herself in nasty poses along with close ups of her unmentionables. She is offering an iphone 8+ in exchange for sexual favours. I am especially bothered because it turned out to be an iphone 6 and obviously something's wrong with it. It's super slow and the caps lock is stuck on.
    NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!

    Sent from my iPhone 8+

    'Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings' - Salvador Dali 1904-1989

    I think 'odd' is a good thing. Oddness shows originality, uniqueness and a desire to be different from the masses. Oddness is, maybe, only deemed 'odd' by the majority who are considered less odd but only by their own blinkered observations and understanding. Oddness should never be criticised but be encouraged to nurture, develop individualism and to explore the mind rather than conform to expectation and 'normality'. Many of the world's greatest works of art and prose were born from those minds many considered to be 'odd'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockabilly View Post
    Have you got a decent poker, Captain?
    "When it bows in the middle, like a 1 stringed fiddle, he can tell you a tale or 2"!


 

 

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