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    Default [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Turkish U18 winger, the one alluded to by Sabri yesterday.



















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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Your Dad Sells Avon ?

    EXACT SAME BENEFITS

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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Are you sure you don't mean Yermar Selstupperware

    Your palms are holding her neck and thumbs are at her ears regulating the speed of her head as she swallows and then sucks up your machinery. She is topping up your engine oil for the cross-country coming up. Your RPM is hitting a new high. To wait any longer would be to lose prime time... She picks up a Bugatti's momentum. You want her more at a Volkswagen's steady trot. Squeeze the maximum mileage out of your gallon of gas. But she's eating up the road with all cylinders blazing.

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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Huh


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Wait, serious question. Have we had a Turkish player?


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Quote Originally Posted by I Trust Sabri View Post
    Wait, serious question. Have we had a Turkish player?
    There was a Turkish striker in the academy when Paul Hart was manager. Arif Karaoğlan. Went on to play in the German lower divisions.


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Quote Originally Posted by I Trust Sabri View Post
    Wait, serious question. Have we had a Turkish player?
    We've had a Turkish player Chris. He didn't like it, but he had to go along with it.


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Yerdar Teksyermam Upperschitzen
    I believe he's German Turkish.

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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Quote Originally Posted by Cortez the Killer View Post
    Yerdar Teksyermam Upperschitzen
    I believe he's German Turkish.

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    A bit like David Beckham, I've heard.


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Didn't sky sports fall for this once ?

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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Yerdar Licsballs is rumoured.

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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Maybe...

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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    What about the Algerian guy, Yalget Fakal, are we in for him as well?


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Or the Russian, Ivan Uvawon.


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Reminds me of the Tess Cosis-Cheeper Asda prank and that airport humour thing from the mid-00s.


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Not to mention Michael Oxlong or Ben Dover (who is Tyger Drew-Honey's dad - does he have a gf yet lol)


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Licence plate in the car park is NE14 ABJ


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    My son was winding his 14 year old foster child up (The foster child is a Derby fan ) and told him Derby had signed Noan Goode. Foster child was googleing the name for ages before he clicked on


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Like the character in the Goon Show called Hugh Jampton. They knew the BBC bigwigs would never cotton on.


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    Default Re: [BUPA] Yerdar Selsavon

    Quote Originally Posted by Timothy Pope View Post
    My son was winding his 14 year old foster child up (The foster child is a Derby fan ) and told him Derby had signed Noan Goode. Foster child was googleing the name for ages before he clicked on


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    Lol, silly little boy.


 

 

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