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    There’s a Name for the Blah You’re Feeling: It’s Called Languishing

    https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/19/w...nguishing.html


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    If any quarantine dispensation is put in place for footballers to travel to Turkey I won't be happy


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    They're playing each other right now. Can they not just call that the Champions League Final and solve the logistical problems?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Francis Benali (on loan) View Post
    They're playing each other right now. Can they not just call that the Champions League Final and solve the logistical problems?
    Yes, that’s what we sometimes did when we played in kids teams - played a “Double Header”. Problem solved.


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    Yay, they've finally remembered 1954. Tuesday afternoon for first jab.


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    In 43AD Londoninium was founded by the Romans (empire building imperialist wankers)it is now known as London, the positives of visiting London are the many historical sights to see such as the Millennium dome & the London Eye, the negatives of visiting Londoninium is that it cost £17 for a pint of watered down piss beer and you can't get gravy on your chips

    43 is the calling code for a ski resort called Austria, there was a painter & decorator from Austria who got a bit leary until he came up against Sir Winston of Churchill, Austria was also the location for some shitty film with Julie Andrews, some brat kids & a load of singing

    43 Sleeps to go


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    In 43AD Londoninium was founded by the Romans (empire building imperialist wankers)it is now known as London, the positives of visiting London are the many historical sights to see such as the Millennium dome & the London Eye, the negatives of visiting Londoninium is that it cost £17 for a pint of watered down piss beer and you can't get gravy on your chips

    43 is the calling code for a ski resort called Austria, there was a painter & decorator from Austria who got a bit leary until he came up against Sir Winston of Churchill, Austria was also the location for some shitty film with Julie Andrews, some brat kids & a load of singing

    43 Sleeps to go
    Exactly, what did they ever do for us?


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    Hoarding vaccines and delivering them efficiently is all well and good...

    ... But do you lot get a motherflipping badge on your second dose?!

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    <<Rimaniamo distanti oggi per abbracciarci con più calore e correre più veloci doman>>

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    The number 42 is in The ****hhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as the "Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything"

    42 is the number of games that Forest went unbeaten between November 1977 and November 1978, Forest were never given enough recognition for this amazing feat but funnily enough when the record was beaten by Arsenal in 2004 the London centric media spunked themselves into a frenzy, rumour has it that during commentary Martin Tyler soiled the front of his Chino slacks and had to leave the commentary box to wipe himself down.

    42 Sleeps to go


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    Quote Originally Posted by Huxley View Post
    Hoarding vaccines and delivering them efficiently is all well and good...

    ... But do you lot get a motherflipping badge on your second dose?!

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    The UK aren't hoarding vaccines, they're being administered as delivered due to the high take up

    We've got loads on order though

    The French might have a stash

    I like your badge though!


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    I was on a WebEx meeting earlier today, when my personal phone rang. I didn’t answer it but called the number back after the meeting, it was the local doctor; they had tried to call me in for my vaccination but because I didn’t answer they gave the slot to someone else.

    Oh well next time I’ll take the call.


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    I’m getting jabbed in the morning.


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    Really positive Downing Street briefing today

    Even Chris Witty (legend) was positive whilst urging caution obviously


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    If I was Bozza I think I'd put my foot through that tele with some of the stupid questions

    One prick asked him who he's going to hug, another spotty little twat asked him if Scotland can have a referendum

    & then you've got Covid rule breaking Beth Rigby sticking her beak in, I'd soon her to fuck off


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    He has to resist the urge to kick the telly in like we all do every time he appears on it.


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    Welcome to today's CORONAVIRUS briefing

    "Can Scotland have a referendum?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Francis Benali (on loan) View Post
    He has to resist the urge to kick the telly in like we all do every time he appears on it.
    I recommend a flamethrower.

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

    „Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life, and that's something I'm trying to bring to my attention at all times. Don't forget you're alive. We're not dead, you know. This is the greatest thing.”

    — Joe Strummer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Welcome to today's CORONAVIRUS briefing

    "Can Scotland have a referendum?"
    To be fair, Eddie, at a Coronavirus briefing a few weeks ago he took the opportunity to speak about the London Mayor vote, endorsing Shaun Bailey and trying to discredit Khan. So he set the precedence with this.

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    Your palms are holding her neck and thumbs are at her ears regulating the speed of her head as she swallows and then sucks up your machinery. She is topping up your engine oil for the cross-country coming up. Your RPM is hitting a new high. To wait any longer would be to lose prime time... She picks up a Bugatti's momentum. You want her more at a Volkswagen's steady trot. Squeeze the maximum mileage out of your gallon of gas. But she's eating up the road with all cylinders blazing.

    Aniruddha Bahal (Bunker 13

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    69 is fine


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    Quote Originally Posted by Statto View Post
    69 is fine
    No.69 Toocan Choo

    "Ive only met Andy....last week actually and can confirm he is in 2nd place in sexiest fucker on here stakes." -Barry

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    Quote Originally Posted by OK SpidermAndy! View Post
    No.69 Toocan Choo
    Oo-er mrs

    (I'd still be unlikely to find a lady the same height as me to 69 though sadly lol)


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    I walked by the mobile vaccination unit in town today. It was fenced off with netting like something was going on the public shouldn’t be seeing and the hi-vis brigade were having a briefing. Two big bald headed blokes probably hired from a rent-a-mob security firm were scowling at passers by besides ordering some cattle people around where to go.
    In the moment I burst out laughing at them, by design it’s obviously meant to intimidate weak minded people.

    I’m glad my experience was different, I’d have walked away if I had to go there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Statto View Post
    Oo-er mrs

    (I'd still be unlikely to find a lady the same height as me to 69 though sadly lol)
    Is that you Gimli?


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    And I’ve just been jabbed.
    Sitting for 10 minutes before I can drive.


 

 

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