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    Default Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Released by Aston Villa.
    I assume they have paid him up for the 12 months still left on his contract.
    Failed at Villa, failed on loan here, failed in Australia (Australia FFS!)and didn't impress at Motherwell.
    Couldn't score in a brothel as me old Grannie used to say.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Eeza failure wi saaarnd onnit.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Last time I saw him, if you'd told him his gates were jammed, he'd probably have eaten them.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Ezee purra bitta timber on Dan??


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Quote Originally Posted by Raymondo Ponte' View Post
    Ezee purra bitta timber on Dan??
    Well, the question as to who ate all the pies is answered.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    He took the Reidy challenge and failed


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    The last year of his contract, as Villa went up was meant to be £70,000 a week.

    "Ive only met Andy....last week actually and can confirm he is in 2nd place in sexiest fucker on here stakes." -Barry

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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Hats off to the agent who arranged that contract. He might have his hands tied finding him a gig now he's 32, unfit and without a game in 2 years. Thank God we've already gone there so that we don't make that mistake.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Quote Originally Posted by MXJ View Post
    Well, if you’re going to go, go all-in.

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

    „Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life, and that's something I'm trying to bring to my attention at all times. Don't forget you're alive. We're not dead, you know. This is the greatest thing.”

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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    If I had the money and the time, I'd do exactly the same.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Bit of lad, but main difference between him & us lot is that birds would be offering us 20k to lick ours.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    What a twat


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    I can’t see „Rimming a professional footballer for £20k“ appearing on Jeopardy any time soon?


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    He’s made his money now I suppose so why not?

    I’m sure there’ll be some Indian or Chinese side willing to throw money at him, if not someone in the MLS.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    When you see these guys wasting money like this you wonder if they have put the majority of their money to good use and they are just spending 'play' money?

    Even in the Championship they earn enough in a career to set themselves up for life if they are careful, it would be criminal to waste it.

    Whilst most of us just scrape by, these half-wits spunk their money away. Life just ain't fair!


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    They probably pay someone a fine wedge to do that for them so they don’t have to worry about it and concentrate on fanny.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    I've never had to pay anyone to lick my ring piece.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joao CarvAndy!ho View Post
    I've never had to pay anyone to lick my ring piece.
    There's the title for your autobiography right there.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Quote Originally Posted by Joao CarvAndy!ho View Post
    I've never had to pay anyone to lick my ring piece.
    But have you ever had to pay for a rusty trombone?


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    But have you ever had to pay for a rusty trombone?
    Never. TBF if your tongues in my arse I expect a bit of a tug too, regardless of position


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Signed for Aldershot.

    ?


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    10 minute walk from the ground to Burger King.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Quote Originally Posted by MXJ View Post
    Signed for Aldershot.

    ?
    He links up there with Toby Edser, who also signed for them today.


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    Default Re: Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

    Waster.


 

 

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