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    Default Jamie Mackie

    Just watched Jamie Mackie playing for Oxford, but can't report on his contribution because I can't remember him touching the ball.


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    Did he still run like he was wearing flippers?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aitor Aitor A Puddycat View Post
    Did he still run like he was wearing flippers?


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    Yes, in fact that was what alerted me to the fact he was playing. Seeing him run towards the goalkeeper was a clincher.


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    Can't say a lot for Mackie, but his dad always bought me beer before and after the match in the players lounge.

    Bizarre fact of the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith View Post
    Can't say a lot for Mackie, but his dad always bought me beer before and after the match in the players lounge.

    Bizarre fact of the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chriscl View Post
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    Possibly.

    He did have that psychotic glint in his eyes.

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    For a moment I was convinced he’d signed for Charlton so why is he playing for Oxford??
    Then realised its about Mackie, not Ward. Fuck me I’m getting old


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    Default Re: Jamie Mackie

    His main contribution was to be the inspiration for Fucjin G Wot Karate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith View Post
    Can't say a lot for Mackie, but his dad always bought me beer before and after the match in the players lounge.

    Bizarre fact of the day.

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    Did you give his dad the double thumbs up every time he bought you a pint?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GOBIAS View Post
    Did you give his dad the double thumbs up every time he bought you a pint?
    Er.

    No.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith View Post
    Er.

    No.



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    A bit disrespectful Keith


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    Default Re: Jamie Mackie

    Did his dad look like robin askwith?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GOBIAS View Post
    Did his dad look like robin askwith?
    Er.

    No.

    More like Ray Reardon, the ex snooker player, with glasses on

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    Possibly the worst finisher I've ever seen at Forest.

    And yes, I remember Robbie Findlay.

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    Have you ever seen Mackie, Ward and Cummings in the same place at the same time? Makes you wonder...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxiRobriguez View Post
    Have you ever seen Mackie, Ward and Cummings in the same place at the same time? Makes you wonder...
    Yeah there was a get together for shit footballers & they were all there


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    Thrived on him, two thumbs up from me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Yeah there was a get together for shit footballers & they were all there
    Eoin Jess was the drinks waiter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by loseits View Post
    Eoin Jess was the drinks waiter.
    And heres your MC for the evening.....Lars Veldwyck.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MASE View Post
    And heres your MC for the evening.....Lars Veldwyck.
    First apology of the evening, Scott Dobie unfortunately picked up an injury en route.... to the wrong venue!


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    Default Re: Jamie Mackie

    Sammy Clingan would be working the bar, he’s used to shuffling sideways.


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    Default Re: Jamie Mackie

    Meanwhile David Friio will be pleased to take your coats.


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    Although using Marlon King’s valet parking service is at your own risk.


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    Andy, sorry Andrew Cole is DJ-ing. Expect some past hits but only modern rubbish

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    Default Re: Jamie Mackie

    Gino Padula was booked as the stripper


 

 

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