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    Default Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    French Teenage attacking midfielder linked with us.

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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    I'm surprised Alf has not replied "more chance of an enema for Modesto" yet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GreeksBearingGifts View Post
    I'm surprised Alf has not replied "more chance of an enema for Modesto" yet.
    Had one ready for him for months......




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    Quote Originally Posted by Alf-aSemedoBlueJeans&Chinos View Post
    Had one ready for him for months......

    AV IT!


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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    Quote Originally Posted by Alf-aSemedoBlueJeans&Chinos View Post
    Had one ready for him for months......

    Only you would have that ready in the locker Alf

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    I'm not sure if i'm more alarmed by someone owning their own diy-enema kit or an adult having a bedroom that a 1980s teenager would probably live in.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Stone's Mullet View Post
    I'm not sure if i'm more alarmed by someone owning their own diy-enema kit
    Why would anyone else own my diy-enema kit?


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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    Honestly, this forum is fucking nuts.

    I dont know if being on here is bad for my health or keeping me safe in the knowledge I'm not as batshit crazy as some of the posters on here.

    DIY enemas, whatever next?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Daz42 View Post
    Honestly, this forum is fucking nuts.

    I dont know if being on here is bad for my health or keeping me safe in the knowledge I'm not as batshit crazy as some of the posters on here.

    DIY enemas, whatever next?
    Have you seen that **** with the axes?


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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    Quote Originally Posted by Daz42 View Post
    Honestly, this forum is fucking nuts.

    I dont know if being on here is bad for my health or keeping me safe in the knowledge I'm not as batshit crazy as some of the posters on here.

    DIY enemas, whatever next?
    Hahaha I thought I was mad as as toast, this forum makes me feel sane

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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    Quote Originally Posted by Daz42 View Post
    Honestly, this forum is fucking nuts.

    I dont know if being on here is bad for my health or keeping me safe in the knowledge I'm not as batshit crazy as some of the posters on here.

    DIY enemas, whatever next?
    No, this is fucking Nuts:



    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

    „Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life, and that's something I'm trying to bring to my attention at all times. Don't forget you're alive. We're not dead, you know. This is the greatest thing.”

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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    Just a small point, it isn't a DIY enema kit, it's a shop bought kit , quiet professional. If you ant a DIY kit, just connect your garden hose up, slap some lube on the end and relax it up.


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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    This has got to be the all-time best name we've had up for transfer. And there have been some real good ones.


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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    Quote Originally Posted by Daz42 View Post
    Honestly, this forum is fucking nuts.

    I dont know if being on here is bad for my health or keeping me safe in the knowledge I'm not as batshit crazy as some of the posters on here.

    DIY enemas, whatever next?
    Come to my shed and I'll show you

    "Ive only met Andy....last week actually and can confirm he is in 2nd place in sexiest fucker on here stakes." -Barry

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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    Horrible drummer. Here's hoping he fares better at attacking midfield.


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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    Quote Originally Posted by Sabri Natenagewitch View Post
    Just a small point, it isn't a DIY enema kit, it's a shop bought kit , quiet professional. If you ant a DIY kit, just connect your garden hose up, slap some lube on the end and relax it up.
    I had one of the noisy ones, bloody hell I woke up the neighbours with it, and my yelping didn't help either!

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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    More chance of herr ulrich


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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    Quote Originally Posted by Sabri Natenagewitch View Post
    Just a small point, it isn't a DIY enema kit, it's a shop bought kit , quiet professional. If you ant a DIY kit, just connect your garden hose up, slap some lube on the end and relax it up.
    That sounds more like a make-it-yourself kit, as opposed to just doing it yourself.


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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    Glad it's a premium one, those basic versions are useless. For all the good they do you might as well stick it up your arse.

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    Default Re: Ulrick Eneme-Ella

    Signing for Brighton.


 

 

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