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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Quote Originally Posted by Rob1965 View Post
    I hear he plans some ground improvements, new showers to be installed and a set of new iron entrance gates with a catchy slogan across the top.
    And a train line to carry fans in direct from the city centre...


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    They’re going to bring back a former player, Christian name of Bruce once more.

    It will be the Third Rioch


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Third Raich Carter too


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Laughed out loud at some of the comments on this thread.

    Don't know whether it would have been as funny if it had been any other club, but still....


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Derby are a bit like a 62 year old prostitute, pissed on gin & so desperate they'll let any punter violate them for a bag of chips and a torn fiver


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Derby are a bit like a 62 year old prostitute, pissed on gin & so desperate they'll let any punter violate them for a bag of chips and a torn fiver
    Now THATS funny

    So true aswell.


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Derby are a bit like a 62 year old prostitute, pissed on gin & so desperate they'll let any punter violate them for a bag of chips and a torn fiver
    No wonder Rooney signed with them!

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    „Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life, and that's something I'm trying to bring to my attention at all times. Don't forget you're alive. We're not dead, you know. This is the greatest thing.”

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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Derby are a bit like a 62 year old prostitute, pissed on gin & so desperate they'll let any punter violate them for a bag of chips and a torn fiver
    https://youtu.be/9_g0MIuoEzw




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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Derby are a bit like a 62 year old prostitute, pissed on gin & so desperate they'll let any punter violate them for a bag of chips and a torn fiver
    They won't even have that pleasure now with these new polymer notes


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Derby are a bit like a 62 year old prostitute, pissed on gin & so desperate they'll let any punter violate them for a bag of chips and a torn fiver
    Allegedly


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    They won't even have that pleasure now with these new polymer notes
    I saw them at Rock City.

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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve B View Post
    Roy McFar right
    Roy McFatherland...


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    We'll be able to sing 'Goering Goering Derby.'

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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Quote Originally Posted by Cortez the Killer View Post
    We'll be able to sing 'Goering Goering Derby.'

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    Goering down, Goering down, Goering down...


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    I did nazi that one coming.


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Himmler be along with another in a minute...


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    „Down like the Bismarck! You’re going down like the Bismarck!“


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    In a fitting tribute they're only going to use 1 ball during games in future.

    By "relegation battle", do you mean 7th, 12th or 14th?

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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Quote Originally Posted by Flagman View Post
    In a fitting tribute they're only going to use 1 ball during games in future.
    I have an old 78 of the march from The Bridge on the River Kwai and belt out the words to Colonel Bogey with great gusto.


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    It would seem that their fans are Mosley in favour of this takeover...


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Morris has gone from wanting to sell to only the right person for the club to - will sell to anyone doesn't matter who just take it off my hands and I don't care who you are.


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Quote Originally Posted by Beardo7 View Post
    Morris has gone from wanting to sell to only the right person for the club to - will sell to anyone doesn't matter who just take it off my hands and I don't care who you are.
    He's gone from selling the club to the right person to selling the club to someone one the right.


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Good work


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    Knowing our current government, Mel has probably done a deal with Jenrick for the Tories to buy Derby, netting them all billions in taxpayers' money. They'll scrap the white shirts for union jack ones next season.

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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's, Schteeve McLaren's "Going Down With A Fiver In The

    You can tell this new guy is bent because almost every journalist has basically implied it without saying it


 

 

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