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Thread: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

      
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rzarecteh View Post
    I wake up every morning knowing that it can't get any worse for Derby.

    Then the next day happens...

    I wonder what we have in store next week?
    It's like a brilliant sitcom, after each episode I wonder "what more could possibly go wrong?" yet somehow they always manage to come up with something new!

    Can't wait for the next episode!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    I’ve tried to imagine Chris Hughton in this situation
    You just can’t though, can you?

    Rooney is all over some cheap slapper in a nightclub before unwisely following three of them to a hotel, where God only knows might happen.

    Chris Hughton is probably at home with his feet up, listening to Sketches of Spain, smoking a pipe, and enjoying a late-evening cocoa.

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

    „Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life, and that's something I'm trying to bring to my attention at all times. Don't forget you're alive. We're not dead, you know. This is the greatest thing.”

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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ashley View Post
    It's like a brilliant sitcom, after each episode I wonder "what more could possibly go wrong?" yet somehow they always manage to come up with something new!

    Can't wait for the next episode!
    So much has happened the scriptwriter’s storylines are going to have to get more and more ludicrous like that time they had a plane crash in Brookie

    So next up: escaped sea lions eat the new accounts, which turns out to be a special loophole allowed in FFP, and Mel M agrees the sale of the club to Tinky Winky off of the Tellytubbies who’s won a big payout after a medical negligence claim against the surgeon who stuck a TV aerial in his head causing massive lapses in judgment.

    Oh FFS.

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    Default The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    Can we say yet, that Derby have jumped the shark?

    Or is there more to come?

    I’d not be surprised if in the next couple of weeks, Rooney walks into the changing room and finds Robert Maxwell in the shower.


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    Can we say yet, that Derby have jumped the shark?

    Or is there more to come?

    I’d not be surprised if in the next couple of weeks, Rooney walks into the changing room and finds Robert Maxwell in the shower.
    Surely it can’t get better than this?


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    I reckon Rooney will throw the towel in. I can see him walking from this 5hite show.


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    I don't think they've finished the shiteshow yet, let's see what today brings


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    Quote Originally Posted by rockabilly View Post
    I reckon Rooney will throw the towel in. I can see him walking from this 5hite show.
    You have to ask if 32Red will allow that?

    By "relegation battle", do you mean 7th, 12th or 14th?

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    Derby will be desperate for Rooney to stay. You can bet they are leveraging his profile in an attempt to sell the club. Without Rooney, their appeal drops even further.

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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bonalair View Post
    So much has happened the scriptwriter’s storylines are going to have to get more and more ludicrous like that time they had a plane crash in Brookie

    So next up: escaped sea lions eat the new accounts, which turns out to be a special loophole allowed in FFP, and Mel M agrees the sale of the club to Tinky Winky off of the Tellytubbies who’s won a big payout after a medical negligence claim against the surgeon who stuck a TV aerial in his head causing massive lapses in judgment.
    I hope you had to google which one had the arial.


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    Quote Originally Posted by Flagman View Post
    You have to ask if 32Red will allow that?
    32Red can’t be happy with the constant bad publicity, unless they subscribe to the view that any publicity is good publicity?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    Surely it can’t get better than this?
    I keep telling myself this, but they continue to find a way.


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bonalair View Post
    So much has happened the scriptwriter’s storylines are going to have to get more and more ludicrous like that time they had a plane crash in Brookie

    So next up: escaped sea lions eat the new accounts, which turns out to be a special loophole allowed in FFP, and Mel M agrees the sale of the club to Tinky Winky off of the Tellytubbies who’s won a big payout after a medical negligence claim against the surgeon who stuck a TV aerial in his head causing massive lapses in judgment.



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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rob1965 View Post
    32Red can’t be happy with the constant bad publicity, unless they subscribe to the view that any publicity is good publicity?
    I wonder if there is some sort of breach of contract 32Red could sue Derby for?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob1965 View Post
    32Red can’t be happy with the constant bad publicity, unless they subscribe to the view that any publicity is good publicity?
    There is no truth in the rumour that in order to cash in on the free publicity 32Red are changing their name to 36DD.


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    I was going to post this yesterday from the front page of Norway's largest tabloid (vg.no), but the Erminators indiscretion took all my attention

    I don't think I've ever seen any news about Championship clubs there before.
    Pitch dark.jpg
    The title reads - "Only has 9 players - Everything is pitch dark"
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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    Everything is pitch dark. I love it. I fucking love it!


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    Someone should really do a parody of the Derby situation using the Soap opening as the basis. (I think Derby already have the scriptwriters in place.)




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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    9 players, a daft fart faced manager, myriad financial problems.

    You know what will happen when we play them.


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    Has Vince Russo been writing this?

    I half expect Tom Lawrence to turn heel and Rock Bottom Rooney through a table in the dressing room then "Mr Morris" turn up in a limo and strut round pride park and award him the Championship belt then in another swerve hit him over the head with a chair and claim himself to be Champion.

    A post for the fans of 90's wrestling there.


    If you told Derby's tale to people who didn't know they would say you were making it up!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DapperDan View Post
    9 players, a daft fart faced manager, myriad financial problems.

    You know what will happen when we play them.
    3-0 Forest and we wind Rooney up so much he headbutts McClaren.


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    Derby’s entire first team squad


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    Quote Originally Posted by Beardo7 View Post
    Has Vince Russo been writing this?

    I half expect Tom Lawrence to turn heel and Rock Bottom Rooney through a table in the dressing room then "Mr Morris" turn up in a limo and strut round pride park and award him the Championship belt then in another swerve hit him over the head with a chair and claim himself to be Champion.

    A post for the fans of 90's wrestling there.


    If you told Derby's tale to people who didn't know they would say you were making it up!
    If Vince Russo was writing Rooney would be competing in a granny on a pole match in the main event


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    Default Re: The demise of Wayne Rooney's D***y County and their hilarious failed takeovers!

    I would love to see a timeline of things to happen to Derby over the last year.


 

 

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