Yes
No
Anyone who says no isn't a true Forest fan.
Would you like me to warm my hands first Mr Cohen? 😳
My Mrs would have knocked me out the way to beat me to it before I could answer him.
Any day of the week.
If I came home and found him in bed with the wife (and its possible, he lives close by) then I'd make him a cuppa, tuck him in and leave him to it!
„I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“
„Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life, and that's something I'm trying to bring to my attention at all times. Don't forget you're alive. We're not dead, you know. This is the greatest thing.”
— Joe Strummer
As long as I can take various pictures of this act and post it for the world to see then yup i'll do it~!
I'd probably actually do it.
I would ask if he would like his knackers cupped by my hands or my mouth.
He da man. I'd even cut my fingernails, just in case.
In all honesty having more fully considered the original post, and in all seriousness, I'd probably throw-in a reacharound also.
You lot are disgusting
'Just the balls?'
Last week it was Hobbs this week Cohen FFS
Wait until T.B.T. sees this thread.
"I already am Chris"
He's probably the most likeable bloke we've had at the club since....god knows who. Most deserving of a testimonial when it comes.
It's too bad he doesn't have a twitter so someone can send him the link to this thread
I might chisel out a little ball trough for him from the finest oak
Id give him a little bum in all honesty.
My face is good at catching and absorbing things
I wouldn't wait for him to ask me...
Sure, everybody's a little bit gay where Chris Cohen's concerned.
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