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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Thatís a very generous offer

    Next time Iím there Iíll let you know my table number & Iíll have 10 pints of Stella please Lard
    For sure , Though you can have a pint of £1.99 Cider and be grateful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Reminds of my teenage years of wanking off over Debbie Harry and firing into a crusty old sock to keep the sheets clean
    Well, it was Debbie Harry.

    I see absolutely no issue here?

    ĄI believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialismď

    ĄDon't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life, and that's something I'm trying to bring to my attention at all times. Don't forget you're alive. We're not dead, you know. This is the greatest thing.Ē

    ó Joe Strummer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    In Dorset I was able to register with an NHS Dentist.
    Following an incident with a hard pork scratching I now need a dentist.
    Today I have rung 15.
    Not a single one has any spaces for new patients, even on the private list.
    NHS dentist?
    The response from most of the 15 was the same... cackles of hysterical laughter followed by "Fuck off time-waster!"
    How long have you been living in the area?

    Were you not able to register for regular check ups and ongoing care before 'pork scratching gate'?


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Time to get the pliers out!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    I know nothing about cars but that looks like a solid babe magnet to me


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    I know nothing about cars but that looks like a solid babe magnet to me
    You should see my Facebook profile picture


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    Quote Originally Posted by Erik View Post
    How long have you been living in the area?

    Were you not able to register for regular check ups and ongoing care before 'pork scratching gate'?
    Coming up for 3 years now... and, yes I ought to have registered when first coming up here, but I didn't.


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Evum all out Cap.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raymondo Ponte' View Post
    Evum all out Cap.
    With you on this.

    I reckon Cap would look great with a good set of golden veneers.


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Erik View Post
    'pork scratching gate'?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos View Post
    With you on this.

    I reckon Cap would look great with a good set of golden veneers.
    A new set a pots an pans and he'd look like a filmstar.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raymondo Ponte' View Post
    A new set a pots an pans and he'd look like a filmstar.
    Which film star?


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Bella Lugosi


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    I know nothing about cars but that looks like a solid babe magnet to me
    I had one in the 1990s - a 1.6 - and still, not only the most enjoyable car Iíve ever owned, but probably the most fun Iíve had with my trousers on.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    I had one in the 1990s - a 1.6 - and still, not only the most enjoyable car Iíve ever owned, but probably the most fun Iíve had with my trousers on.
    I had a 1.9 that had been bought back from an insurance write off, the **** was lethal!


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    My housemate had one at uni, she used to let us drive It all the time. I thought they were ugly to look at, even though hers was in Forest red, but theres no doubting they were nice to drive. It would try and kill you once in a while if you were driving it hard and fast though, especially on winding A roads, drop down a gear at a bend and the turbo would kick in and force you forward.

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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Raymondo Ponte' View Post
    Bella Lugosi



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    Worse than a Fiesta.

    Without strategy, execution is aimless. Without execution, strategy is useless.

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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    I’m just laying on the beach and it’s 33 degrees

    I’ve got a few cans of beer and a pork chop in the coolbox and me kindle to read

    What’s the weather like in the UK today?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Iím just laying on the beach and itís 33 degrees

    Iíve got a few cans of beer and a pork chop in the coolbox and me kindle to read

    Whatís the weather like in the UK today?
    Pretty much the same mate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos View Post
    Pretty much the same mate.



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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Just checked, it’s 11 degrees and cloudy in Nottingham

    Still not to worry, I’m melting so I’m gonna go for a dip in the crystal clear blue sea to cool me sen dahn a bit


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Just checked, it’s 11 degrees and cloudy in Nottingham

    Still not to worry, I’m melting so I’m gonna go for a dip in the crystal clear blue sea to cool me sen dahn a bit
    Just remember you need to be careful of the jellyfish at this time of year.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Just checked, it’s 11 degrees and cloudy in Nottingham

    Still not to worry, I’m melting so I’m gonna go for a dip in the crystal clear blue sea to cool me sen dahn a bit
    Never mind all that... did you manage to remove that paint from those bedsheets?


 

 

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