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    You horrible bastard
    I didn’t suss it out!


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    I was on one of my other forums which is US based and one suggested that we say things a bit funny to him.

    As I have had a beer or 9 I put "You think you speak English, but do you?

    It's really not...... not even close, you fuckers can't even spell."

    If I stay awake long enough I'll post what I get back.


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    My wife asked if I wanted to watch a period drama. I said, no thanks, I've seen one already in the last month.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo View Post
    My wife asked if I wanted to watch a period drama. I said, no thanks, I've seen one already in the last month.
    It seems my wife's in depression, its been raining for three days now, she just stands there looking through the window all the time, if the rain doesn't stop tomorrow I'm going to have to let her in.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    At 7.30 every night our Nige has a dog chew, he lets you know every night when it’s time, on the dot.
    I’ve just realised why he’s been gradually losing his mind for the last hour.
    Our 2 know exactly when it is 07:00, 12:30, 16:30 and 21:30.
    Breakfast, Dentastix, tea-time, supper.
    Well they did until the weekend!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue View Post
    I was on one of my other forums which is US based and one suggested that we say things a bit funny to him.

    As I have had a beer or 9 I put "You think you speak English, but do you?

    It's really not...... not even close, you fuckers can't even spell."

    If I stay awake long enough I'll post what I get back.
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    By "relegation battle", do you mean 7th, 12th or 14th?

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    flagman do me a f***ing favour remove me from this forum

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    The Bundespolizei in Baden-Württemberg are on the Trail of another criminal:



    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

    „Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life, and that's something I'm trying to bring to my attention at all times. Don't forget you're alive. We're not dead, you know. This is the greatest thing.”

    — Joe Strummer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    The Bundespolizei in Baden-Württemberg are on the Trail of another criminal:

    Have you been wanking in the street again Chris?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Have you been wanking in the street again Chris?
    It wasn’t me. I rarely use the S-Bahn.

    It reminded me of when I looked up the crime-map for my neighbourhood; the worst crime was an „inebriated young lady exposing her breasts in the street“.

    I think I missed that one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    It wasn’t me. I rarely use the S-Bahn.

    It reminded me of when I looked up the crime-map for my neighbourhood; the worst crime was an „inebriated young lady exposing her breasts in the street“.

    I think I missed that one.
    My mate had a wank on the M6, he was stuck in a traffic jam & bored


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    On this day in 2007:

    T.B.T had Oatibix cereal and, by the sounds of it, didn't rate it at all.
    Monk De Wally De Honk had a large plate of sauerkraut knowing it gives him wind
    Phooey wanted to know if Monk De Wally's sauerkraut was seasoned
    Monk said it was, obviously
    Trickytrees12 had to wash his milkshake stained trousers
    Dadford had a lime green shit
    Monk De Wally had a shit green lime, and
    T.B.T thought it best Monk didn't get on his rowing machine that evening.

    Life seemed simpler back then.


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    Quote Originally Posted by roomie View Post
    read this crap thread!!!!

    and i think its..................................




    going............................













    No where!!!!
    Great shout


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    My mate had a wank on the M6, he was stuck in a traffic jam & bored
    He really needs to get rid of that convertible.


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    I've just bought myself a large box of 'Famous Names' liqueurs, a treat for Christmas.

    It's been years since I've had any of those.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockabilly View Post
    I've just bought myself a large box of 'Famous Names' liqueurs, a treat for Christmas.

    It's been years since I've had any of those.
    My Mum couldn't hold her drink.
    She'd get tipsy on 3 or 4 of those from the box.
    Will your Christmas treat actually make it to Christmas?
    We've already bought and devoured 2 tins of Christmas Roses selections!


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Have you been wanking in the street again Chris?
    Nein: Der S-Bahn ist unter grund.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    My Mum couldn't hold her drink.
    She'd get tipsy on 3 or 4 of those from the box.
    Will your Christmas treat actually make it to Christmas?
    We've already bought and devoured 2 tins of Christmas Roses selections!


    Oh yes Cap'n, I can resist. I always start my Christmas tuck in, when the kids break up from school for the Xmas hols.

    This includes, spirits, beers, choccies and my pickled eggs too.

    Last edited by rockabilly; 28-10-20 at 19:23.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    My mate had a wank on the M6, he was stuck in a traffic jam & bored
    As a regular victim on the M6 when I lived in Lymm but the office moved to Wolverhampton, i can safely say most people on a Friday evening on the M6 were wankers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    As a regular victim on the M6 when I lived in Lymm but the office moved to Wolverhampton, i can safely say most people on a Friday evening on the M6 were wankers.
    Well I'm never getting a lift anywhere with you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    As a regular victim on the M6 when I lived in Lymm but the office moved to Wolverhampton, i can safely say most people on a Friday evening on the M6 were wankers.
    I used to get my sign writing brushes and specialist paints from Lymm. It was place called Wright's.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos View Post
    Well I'm never getting a lift anywhere with you!
    Quote Originally Posted by rockabilly View Post
    I used to get my sign writing brushes and specialist paints from Lymm. It was place called Wright's.
    Nor a lift with you either you pair of wrong uns!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos View Post
    Nor a lift with you either you pair of wrong uns!
    We're old school me and the Captain... we know where it's at.

    We just aint found it yet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos View Post
    Well I'm never getting a lift anywhere with you!
    Aaah go-wan... you know you want to!


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockabilly View Post
    We're old school me and the Captain... we know where it's at.

    We just aint found it yet.
    At least I know it isn't to be found pulling my plonker on the way to lymm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos View Post
    At least I know it isn't to be found pulling my plonker on the way to lymm
    "Keep yer mind on yer driving' and yer hands on the wheel...'


 

 

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