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    Quote Originally Posted by rockabilly View Post
    "Keep yer mind on yer driving' and yer hands on the wheel...'
    I used to give a lift to a lady colleague.
    My hands never left the wheel


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    My missus just puked on me and the lappy......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue View Post
    My missus just puked on me and the lappy......
    Unlucky.

    YUK!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue View Post
    My missus just puked on me and the lappy......
    Did she try to read tonights forest team sheet?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzcarraldo View Post
    On this day in 2007:

    T.B.T had Oatibix cereal and, by the sounds of it, didn't rate it at all.
    Monk De Wally De Honk had a large plate of sauerkraut knowing it gives him wind
    Phooey wanted to know if Monk De Wally's sauerkraut was seasoned
    Monk said it was, obviously
    Trickytrees12 had to wash his milkshake stained trousers
    Dadford had a lime green shit
    Monk De Wally had a shit green lime, and
    T.B.T thought it best Monk didn't get on his rowing machine that evening.

    Life seemed simpler back then.
    Hahaha, those were the good ‘ole days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.B.T. View Post
    Hahaha, those were the good ‘ole days.
    I miss sitting on your lap.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue View Post
    I miss sitting on your lap.

    To be a fly on the wall....


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    1-1 lump on


    Edit: wrong thread, leaving it here to be reminded of my stupidity.

    Last edited by Carlos; 28-10-20 at 20:33.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos View Post
    To be a fly on the wall....
    Di is a stunning and beautiful lady, her husband is a lucky bastard.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue View Post
    Di is a stunning and beautiful lady, her husband is a lucky bastard.
    She's married :Weep:

    No point in me posting on here anymore then.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos View Post
    She's married :Weep:

    No point in me posting on here anymore then.
    Nil desperandum: I have it on good authority she is a bored suburban housewife...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    Nil desperandum: I have it on good authority she is a bored suburban housewife...
    Not THAT bored........


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    Nil desperandum: I have it on good authority she is a bored suburban housewife...
    I'll carry on posting.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue View Post
    Not THAT bored........
    You sure know how to hurt a guy


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue View Post
    Not THAT bored........
    We've flushed out Mr T.B.T.!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    We've flushed out Mr T.B.T.!!
    No not me, I don't have that kind of luck.


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by T.B.T. View Post
    Hahaha, those were the good ‘ole days.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue View Post
    I miss sitting on your lap.

    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos View Post
    1-1 lump on.
    I thought this was a response to the previous exchange...


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Put my back out reaching for a clove of garlic in the cupboard. I desperately need to be active again because this is ridiculous


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos View Post
    Put my back out reaching for a clove of garlic in the cupboard. I desperately need to be active again because this is ridiculous
    Thought Gaaarlic wa good foyee??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raymondo Ponte' View Post
    Thought Gaaarlic wa good foyee??
    Well I can't catch a cold when I've been put on my arse!


 

 

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