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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos View Post
    Me too. I hope he's doing well and just laying low for a bit during the shit storm.
    Think I've got Bazza's number, will drop him a text if I do.

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    Spent 1hr 3 mins on phone to the local constabulary, so many questions and me grassing a lot. I do not care about naming someone who they are already aware of. Think he heard everything but I am better at hiding than the scarlett pimpernel. Or in only fools and horses, the shadow (one for the oldies).

    My only friend here has had 2 blood transfusions and will not be back anytime soon, oh well, as long as he makes it back that will bring me a smile, long overdue but necessary.

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    J Spaceman (the real Spaceman).

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    Went out to empty the ash pan this afternoon and could hear hissing. The main water pipe to the house has sprung a leak and is pissing water everywhere. I've rang the plumber and he's coming Tuesday or Wednesday. I'm going to need that much time to clear a path through the undergrowth to get at the pipe.
    Bollox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    Went out to empty the ash pan this afternoon and could hear hissing. The main water pipe to the house has sprung a leak and is pissing water everywhere. I've rang the plumber and he's coming Tuesday or Wednesday. I'm going to need that much time to clear a path through the undergrowth to get at the pipe.
    Bollox.
    Can’t you fix it yourself with some chewing gum and gaffa tape?


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    Quote Originally Posted by congo_red View Post
    Can’t you fix it yourself with some chewing gum and gaffa tape?
    I don't think so but thanks for your fucking handy hint Barry Bucknell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    I don't think so but thanks for your fucking handy hint Barry Bucknell.
    You’re welcome.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    Went out to empty the ash pan this afternoon and could hear hissing. The main water pipe to the house has sprung a leak and is pissing water everywhere. I've rang the plumber and he's coming Tuesday or Wednesday. I'm going to need that much time to clear a path through the undergrowth to get at the pipe.
    Bollox.

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    That will teach you , Can you see still the snow on those mountains through the waterfall ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lard View Post
    That will teach you , Can you see still the snow on those mountains through the waterfall ?

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    No, it's been raining so the snows fucked off. I'm just hoping the Albanian doesn't think I've installed a bidet for him and I wake up to the sight of his scabby arse first thing tomorrow morning.

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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    Went out to empty the ash pan this afternoon and could hear hissing. The main water pipe to the house has sprung a leak and is pissing water everywhere. I've rang the plumber and he's coming Tuesday or Wednesday. I'm going to need that much time to clear a path through the undergrowth to get at the pipe.
    Bollox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    #thirdworldinfastructure
    You can fuck off n all.

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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by congo_red View Post
    Can’t you fix it yourself with some chewing gum and gaffa tape?
    My Dad used to fix leaking exhaust pipes on his cars with a beer can and putty.


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    2022 could do us all a favour and stop holding 2021's beer.

    Last edited by Rogue; 16-01-21 at 17:04.

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    forgot to type stop...... make of that what you will.


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by OK SpidermAndy! View Post
    Think I've got Bazza's number, will drop him a text if I do.
    Names are a weird thing. Had a quick look and didn't think I had his number, thought I had someone else's as names are same on/off forum.

    Anyway, dropped him a text and will post if/when he replies.


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Can someone send a pigeon to Wes too? He's not been about for over a week.


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by OK SpidermAndy! View Post
    Names are a weird thing. Had a quick look and didn't think I had his number, thought I had someone else's as names are same on/off forum.

    Anyway, dropped him a text and will post if/when he replies.
    You wait till that bloke receives that text and falls off his bike and damages his other knee , You'll have some explaining to do.

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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by OK SpidermAndy! View Post
    Names are a weird thing. Had a quick look and didn't think I had his number, thought I had someone else's as names are same on/off forum.

    Anyway, dropped him a text and will post if/when he replies.
    He's replied.

    Don't want to say to much but he's fine, just had a bit of a shit time so taking time away from internet, tv etc.

    Oh and he wanted me to tell Wes to fuck off. So Wes, fuck off.


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    Quote Originally Posted by OK SpidermAndy! View Post

    Oh and he wanted me to tell Wes to fuck off. So Wes, fuck off.
    sad to hear the rest of the post but this bit made me laugh.

    Can someone get hold of Wes now? He's been AWOL and needs to read this post.


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by OK SpidermAndy! View Post
    He's replied.

    Don't want to say to much but he's fine, just had a bit of a shit time so taking time away from internet, tv etc.

    Oh and he wanted me to tell Wes to fuck off. So Wes, fuck off.
    Good to hear


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by OK SpidermAndy! View Post
    He's replied.

    Don't want to say to much but he's fine, just had a bit of a shit time so taking time away from internet, tv etc.

    Oh and he wanted me to tell Wes to fuck off. So Wes, fuck off.
    Glad he is ok .


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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Clowns can shit off.

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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Spaceman View Post
    Clowns can shit off.

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    Definitely.

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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    The big as in hugely fat guy I live with came back from hospital after 2 transfusions. I have someone to talk to again. The Eritrean student just makes me do his homework, easy homework but I am not from west Africa.

    All good.

    Peace.

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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Keep it real mate.

    Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaceman View Post
    The Eritrean student just makes me do his homework, easy homework but I am not from west Africa.

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    Neither is he.


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