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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    Quote Originally Posted by AlanLeftlion View Post
    More chance of seeing an original post on here.
    There was a Jesus man and he touched lives.
    He walked like a giraffe walked , but without the neck.
    Whenever he kissed someone they salivated wine.
    He grew breasts and fought fires.
    He loved children and patted them to show they were real.

    This Jesus man supported Forest.
    He wanted to bring a big bass drum to the ground, but was not allowed.
    There were gypsies with candelabras welded into their costumes.
    Inevitably, we were aroused by naked nipples.

    God alone knows why.
    Yeovil.


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  3. #3352
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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    I'm two lines off a sonnet, but have taken a sleeper.

    This time last week , bad things happpened. Coconut, thongs and that.

    Need something to alliterate with Yeovil. The naked woman on the TV is just annoying. Completely tedious. The energy it might take me to arouse myself would be completely wasted.

    Remember the warmth of your lover's hand. Yoghurt?


  4. #3353
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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    Watch this space.


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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    Quote Originally Posted by GWM View Post
    Watch this space.

    ** watches **



    By "relegation battle", do you mean 7th, 12th or 14th?

    Quote Originally Posted by willojack View Post
    flagman do me a f***ing favour remove me from this forum

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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    Quote Originally Posted by Flagman View Post
    ** watches **

    You selling these said Watches?


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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    Quote Originally Posted by GWM View Post
    You selling these said Watches?
    I'm serious about selling these watches....are you.?!


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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    i'm serious about buying these watches, are you?


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    Do you sell any specifically for the left wrist?



    MOTHERFUCKINGDEXTERBLOODYBLACKSTOCKOHMYFUCKINGGODY ESGETINYOUMOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FUCKINGHAVESOMEOFTHATYOUCUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Can they communicate with kitt, like michael knights watch in knight rider?

    If so, i am in.


    Also if its an 80s casio digital watch, or 1 of those 80s clocks, that looked like a giant watch...im in.

    "I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a c**k like a burmese python, and the mind of a f**king scientist" - Kenny Powers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagman
    I'm serious about selling these watches....are you.?!
    You're serious about selling watches...at quarter to four in the morning?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by GWM
    You selling these said Watches?
    Lucky lucky?


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    I'm selling watches for your other wrist.

    They feel like someone else's watch.


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    In other news, I was given a Rolex by some lesbian friends the other day.

    They must have misheard me, however, cos I said to them "I wanna watch!"


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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    Quote Originally Posted by Flagman View Post
    In other news, I was given a Rolex by some lesbian friends the other day.

    They must have misheard me, however, cos I said to them "I wanna watch!"
    "Hans, Boobi, I'm your white knight"





    "its a rolex..."

    Last edited by incapable hulk; 01-06-11 at 15:16.

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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    Quote Originally Posted by incapable hulk View Post
    "Hans, Boobi, I'm your white knight"





    "its a rolex..."


    I must have missed 60 Minutes, what are you saying?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Col View Post
    Yep, Dan Hawkins. He's 99.5% sure.

    Did it blow his socks off?


    SO Norwich are going to sign him for £1M after he'd signed a new contract with Cardiff We must have only offered 50p last season. Nice one Marthur.


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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    Quote Originally Posted by earthworm View Post


    I must have missed 60 Minutes, what are you saying?


    You use a gun, i use a fountain pen. What's the difference?


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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    Any update on this?


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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    Quote Originally Posted by Cooky View Post
    Any update on this?
    Yep, peter whittingham was just quoted on sky sports with mark arthur. Theres a story on there now

    Nottingham Forest chief executive mark arthur has revealed the clubs difficulties in signing cardiffs highly rated midfielder, peter whittingham


    Arthur: "we've been trying to sign peter for well over a year now...but hes been quite difficult"

    Whittingham:"Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass"

    http://www.skysports.com/story/0,195...362974,00.html

    Last edited by incapable hulk; 01-06-11 at 17:24.

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    Quote Originally Posted by incapable hulk



    You use a gun, i use a fountain pen. What's the difference?
    I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.


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    Quote Originally Posted by congo_red View Post
    More chance of signing Chinese Andy.
    More chance of signing Chinese Alan


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSAQQ...e_gdata_player

    "Did someone order a Chinese!"

    Saw a rather intimidating looking gentleman walking his dog in Cardiff yesterday him in a blue cardiff city shirt and his pit bull/bulldog thing in a yellow one and I think it was a Whittingham one as well. Would have taken his picture as it was brilliant and I thought of this forum to put it on. But I think I might've been fishing my camera out of the Taff and nursing a broken nose judging by the look of him! Could've pretended I was press maybe!

    Anyway Killer is not going to be happy if he does sign for us and neither will his dog!

    Is there a shoehorn smiley?

    Last edited by Psycho's Dragon; 06-06-11 at 07:51.

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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho's Dragon View Post
    More chance of signing Chinese Alan

    Is there a shoehorn smiley?
    I like how your post progressed from one subject to the next


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    Default Re: The Peter Whittingham Saga

    We have to try and sign Peter's dog. Pratley's dog at left back and Whitt's as a left winger would be a fantastic link-up!


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    Quote Originally Posted by vojaksvejk
    We have to try and sign Peter's dog. Pratley's dog at left back and Whitt's as a left winger would be a fantastic link-up!
    Yes. We could un-leash them against various opposition....


 

 

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