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    Default One Line Story.. *FEEL FREE TO ADD-ON!*


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    ...in the midst of a civil war. A baby was born with the..............

    "Ive only met Andy....last week actually and can confirm he is in 2nd place in sexiest fucker on here stakes." -Barry

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    ...heart of a lion, but the face of a....


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    Bear. It lived with...


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    ..several infertile dwarves....


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    ..They taught him how to..


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    ...........make roadsigns........

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    ........The End.


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    Was one of the road signs they made


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    It was the greatest sign to have been seen in little...


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    Quote Originally Posted by *pǝɹǝɥʇɯɐpɐ
    It was the greatest sign to have been seen in little...
    Ollerton since the dark days of..........


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    the almighty but deluded and alcoholic......


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    ...post deleted by 'Sir' Flagman

    Inappropriate and rude post, if I could give half a yellow card I would. Watch it
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    Well that's ruined the story.


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    They all shouted "who the fuck deleted the never ending story", and who answered?


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    ....nobody answers dadfords post, because.....


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    he's a boring and selfish individual. This is because....

    (no offence pal)


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    Haha.. New Story?


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    The other day, I was walking down the street, when to my amazement I saw...


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    ..Alan Rogers. I stopped him, and started talking to him about......


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    his utter uselessness..............


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    .......in his defence he said.............


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    ...isit cuz i iz white?

    I responded by saying.........


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    ..No mate, itis cuz u iz shite.. Then I invited him..


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    ............to the cadbury's open day, he...............


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    refused, saying that his feelings....


 

 

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