Ze Lucas (BUPA)

[MaxiRobriguez]

18 year old Brazillian central midfielder that looks an awful lot like a mini-Anderson. Available for £10m.

 

[Ripple]

Likes a lunging tackle, and even though most of them are clean as a whistle, I bet our league's refs would given him 7-10 red cards in a season.

 

[Chewbakwa]

Is he on ze list?

 

[Ewan Husami]

Would be great at the base of midfield, high energy etc.

But if Barcelona are looking...

 

[I'm Red Till Dead]

He ended up on the floor even more times than Bakwa when tackled and as mentioned above many of his tackles are of a lunging nature.

 

[Steve B]

For every one of these ‘highlights’ clips there should be a ‘f*** ups’ video where you can see all the lunges that went horribly wrong.
Actually I think that might be my dream job.

 

[Listen 'ere young man]

For every one of these ‘highlights’ clips there should be a ‘f*** ups’ video where you can see all the lunges that went horribly wrong.

Sounds like...