Youssef En-Nesyri

Notcher

Notcher

Ian Bowyer
Progress seems to be happening with this one so probably time for his own thread.

28 year old Moroccan International striker from Fenerbache.

6'2, scored 51 goals in 143 appearances for Sevilla and 27 goals in 49 for Fenerbache.

The latest talk today is that Fenerbache have accepted a loan bid but want a purchase option including.

 
Gyros Peter

Gyros Peter

Sauce salad?
Read yesterday the player isn't keen. Decent goalscoring returns and can jump high, so hopefully it's bollocks.
 
Rosie’s A Red

Rosie’s A Red

Viv Anderson
If Murillo can do snow angels with baggy shorts on and bare feet, this Moroccan chap can put bloody gloves on if he’s that cold. Running around keeps you warm, does it not? Big girl’s blouse. 🤨
 
uptight9

uptight9

Viv Anderson
Canadian_red said:
I thought we'd signed him already given the forum location. Probably needs to go in the transfer forum, mods!
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I was like "Wait, we signed a striker? When did Forest start doing blink-and-you 'll-miss-it transfers, immediately responding to obvious issues? That's not my club. Weird". But yeah, it was obviously just a wrongly placed thread. :ROFLMAO:
 
Notcher

Notcher

Ian Bowyer
uptight9 said:
I was like "Wait, we signed a striker? When did Forest start doing blink-and-you 'll-miss-it transfers, immediately responding to obvious issues? That's not my club. Weird". But yeah, it was obviously just a wrongly placed thread. :ROFLMAO:
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Yeah my bad.

I thought when I clicked forest banter it would give me a sub thread for transfer rumours but it just posted it.

Put it down as a misplaced pass.
 
Gyros Peter

Gyros Peter

Sauce salad?
Canadian_red said:
More importantly, notch, is do we think he's any good?

Comparisons to Wood seem easy, though Woody is way smarter in positioning, etc. than people give him credit for.
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Of those listed in the article the other day he had the best goal scoring record, albeit in a mixture of the Turkish and Spanish league. Don't think they want him at Fenerbache any more which is a bit of a red flag.
 
Gyros Peter

Gyros Peter

Sauce salad?
Ha, he's in good company for similar players based on his stats: Beto #2, with Jesus and Woody either side of Mateta!
 
Statto

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
More chance of Younes El Aynaoui
 
Notcher

Notcher

Ian Bowyer
Canadian_red said:
More importantly, notch, is do we think he's any good?

Comparisons to Wood seem easy, though Woody is way smarter in positioning, etc. than people give him credit for.
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Can't say with any real credibility tbh mate as I've seen him very few and far between.

What I will say is that I liked the fact that there was a real mixture of types of goals. Some from distance, 1v1, tap ins (obviously a lot of headers) and most importantly for me goals that he manufactured himself.
 
chaospunx

chaospunx

Grenville Morris
More chance of yossa hughes
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Dogtitius

Dogtitius

NorCal
Notcher said:
Progress seems to be happening with this one so probably time for his own thread.

28 year old Moroccan International striker from Fenerbache.

6'2, scored 51 goals in 143 appearances for Sevilla and 27 goals in 49 for Fenerbache.

The latest talk today is that Fenerbache have accepted a loan bid but want a purchase option including.

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As if my gala supporting best friend isn’t laughing at me enough for our dogshit season, we want to sign this awful “player”.

Love it Forest, keep going!
 
R

Red Dog in a Dinghy

Geoff Thomas
Notcher said:
Can't say with any real credibility tbh mate as I've seen him very few and far between.

What I will say is that I liked the fact that there was a real mixture of types of goals. Some from distance, 1v1, tap ins (obviously a lot of headers) and most importantly for me goals that he manufactured himself.
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Either way he’s better than; air kicks, scuffed shots, arse goals and pinball wizard…which is what we have with Awoniyi.
 
Alf-engelos Mindminackers

Alf-engelos Mindminackers

The Artiste formally known as "w**ksy"
Musically, the highlights vid is set to a good mix of dubstep, dance, and with a few hints of traditional Turkish licks. Far better than just the usual rap drone.

But...

"I'm a phenomenon, stacking cheese like it's parmesan"

Is one of the worst lyrics I've ever heard in a song ever. I moved house over Xmas and found an old CD of one of the first songs I co-wrote in a band almost 30 years ago - that had better lyrics.

So by those accounts, he'll be a mixed bag.
 
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Red Dog in a Dinghy

Geoff Thomas
Alf-engelos Mindminackers said:
Musically, the highlights vid is set to a good mix of dubstep, dance, and with a few hints of traditional Turkish licks. Far better than just the usual rap drone.

But...

"I'm a phenomenon, stacking cheese like it's parmesan"

Is one of the worst lyrics I've ever heard in a song ever. I moved house over Xmas and found an old CD of one of the first songs I co-wrote in a band almost 30 years ago - that had better lyrics.

So by those accounts, he'll be a mixed bag.
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Speaking of worst lyrics…

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
 
Gyros Peter

Gyros Peter

Sauce salad?
Alf-engelos Mindminackers said:
Musically, the highlights vid is set to a good mix of dubstep, dance, and with a few hints of traditional Turkish licks. Far better than just the usual rap drone.

But...

"I'm a phenomenon, stacking cheese like it's parmesan"

Is one of the worst lyrics I've ever heard in a song ever. I moved house over Xmas and found an old CD of one of the first songs I co-wrote in a band almost 30 years ago - that had better lyrics.

So by those accounts, he'll be a mixed bag.
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I've written worse.
 
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