You Fat bastard speaks...

thehockleyhustler

thehockleyhustler

Stuart Pearce
http://www.lcfc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10274~1982662,00.html?

Singing "You fat Bastard" to the beat of his drum was about the only good thing that came out of last Saturday.

Anyway he fancies us in the Playoff Final..

Legendary City fan Lee Jobber, who was hooked right from his first game against Norwich back in 1983, believes City can finish fifth and dreams of facing Forest again - this time at Wembley.

The resident matchday drummer says he would have been happy with a top 12 finish at the start of the season but now believes the Foxes have a play-off final in them if the ideal scenario materialises.

"I've looked at the remaining fixtures and most of them are against teams in the lower part of the table. We also have Cardiff City and West Brom to face, but we are capable of beating most of the teams we still have to play. Being where we are in the league table is an achievement," he says.

Jobber's recipe to success is simple: City have to keep the unbeaten run of eight games so far going and it's job done. This may be easier said than done, however, as the season progresses, City fans keep hinting to one potential clash that would give this season the perfect finish.

"I think we'll finish fifth and Forest will finish third. That way we can avoid them in the semifinals and see them off at Wembley - happy days!" Lee reveals what many fans secretly dream of.

Jobber has one final message for the Foxes: "Thanks boys for a fantastic season. Let's get Forest in the final, show them who are the kings of the Midlands and put Leicester back on the map!"
 
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winnits

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Jobber's recipe for success is simple: "Ten blocks of lard, eight pasties, and fifty seven catering-size packets of pork scratchings" mused the fat ****, before shouting for his mum to bring him a large mug of tea, with 27 sugars.
 
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horlix_uk

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Baronvon

Baronvon

Jack Burkitt
It amuses me how all that's required of you to be a "legendary fan" is to be as fat and obnoxious as humanly possible.

And not wearing a shirt.
 
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TheDude

Guest
the lad wants to sort himself out, bet it stinks under that arm.
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
I thought he always said he was a forest supprter, oops wrong fat bastard
 
incapable hulk

incapable hulk

Best served cold
Baronvon said:
It amuses me how all that's required of you to be a "legendary fan" is to be as fat and obnoxious as humanly possible.

And not wearing a shirt.
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That said- the fat, topless sheffield wednesday fan doing pushup's was hillarious.

But yes, it is bizzarre. Myabe they become obsessed with a club to try and take their mind of food. But then are undone by the plethora of burger vans around the ground.
 
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richie1973

First Team Squad
Baronvon said:
It amuses me how all that's required of you to be a "legendary fan" is to be as fat and obnoxious as humanly possible.

And not wearing a shirt.
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Well said my friend. Fancy that as a supporters role model for all young leicester fans to look up too? Lol. Think they may well soon need larger flood lights.
 
weasel

weasel

Grenville Morris
In his defence I thought the atmosphere created by the Leicester fans was pretty impressive. Arguably better than much of the vitriolic shite that I heard come from the away end, sadly.
 
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winnits

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I thought it would have been excellent at an ice hockey match or something similar.

They spent the whole game singing about how much they hated Forest and Nottingham, with the odd interspersment of distasteful things about Brian Clough from a minority.

It was pretty vitriolic really.
 
weasel

weasel

Grenville Morris
Winnits said:
I thought it would have been excellent at an ice hockey match or something similar.

They spent the whole game singing about how much they hated Forest and Nottingham, with the odd interspersment of distasteful things about Brian Clough from a minority.

It was pretty vitriolic really.
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Fair enough, from my vantage point they were more enthusiastic about their own team than Forest were, but that may well be inaccurate.

I've never really been one for the drumming either, but then again I've never really seen it at a live match. Seemed to go down well with their fans. I understand why some people don't like this sort of thing at football matches, but I also think football has got to come into the 21st century at some point. This doesn't necessarily mean banging drums, but it certainly does mean continually getting safer, more family orientated and cutting out lots of the vile nonsense out. Why is it that at a football match you can't take a drink into the stands? Why is it you can't stand up at a football match? Because people are incapable of controlling themselves. Pretty annoying for the average person who just likes to watch the game.

Here's an example that might explain my current disillusionment. After Forest went 3-0 down I saw a man first display his annoyance by trying to destroy the seat in front of him, but then went on to confirm his rage by spitting in no apparent direction onto some poor unsuspecting away supporter. Now seriously, what the f*** is that all about?
 
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winnits

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Agreed that's stupid. That said, I spent the whole game stood up so that particular rule wasn't well enforced.

I didn't think the Leicester fans any better than we are at home, which is basically average - typical fickle fans, who come to life when things go well on the pitch.

I do think that Forest's away form correlates directly with the 'form' of the fans though. At Derby away it started to become negative without sufficient provocation, at the same time the influx of last minute away members decided to jump on the bandwagon.

Pity really, Forest away games used to be fun.
 
Eastwood Red

Eastwood Red

Grenville Morris
Baronvon said:
It amuses me how all that's required of you to be a "legendary fan" is to be as fat and obnoxious as humanly possible.
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Thank f*ck Forest don't have a fan like this... oh wait :eek:
 
ubique

ubique

#FindElaine
Eastwood Red said:
Thank f*ck Forest don't have a fan like this... oh wait :eek:
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Who missed most the fist half after collapsing as he reached the top step having climbed to the back of the stand to put up his precious flag
 
Maverick

Maverick

Jack Burkitt
Saw that.

The stretcher bearers were off like shit from a stainless steel shovel when they saw him down lol
 
FBS

FBS

Steve Chettle
ubique said:
Who missed most the fist half after collapsing as he reached the top step having climbed to the back of the stand to put up his precious flag
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I did wonder what happened. Saw him and his missues coming back with a st. John's Ambo person.
 
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