What does Billy tell Axel his Rottweiler

[OptimisticRed]

Following on from Billy admiting that he loves nothing more than taking his Rottweiler Axel for a walk and admitting he tells him every secret he has............what are those ssecrets?

 

[Dadford]

He applied to join the Krankies and is still waiting for a reply.

 

[DanR]

He once broke wind during a meeting with Nigel Doughty and blamed it on the dog.

 

[Beasty]

He secretly has a great respect for Robbie Savage.

 

[earthworm]

He asks it if it knows where the f*** it is. Where upon, it replies, I'm in the jungle baby, wake up, time to dieeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[The_City_Is_Ours]

He asks it if it knows where the f**k it is. Where upon, it replies, I'm in the jungle baby, wake up, time to dieeeeeeeeeeee.

;D ;D I was completely lost at the beginning of that ....... but you pulled it back at the last minute so congratulations ;D ;D

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

Woah woah woah, sweet child o'mine!
He tells it that Billy Davies record as a pet keeper is second to none, and also that he's not ready to take on the big dogs yet.

 

[goatboy]

Where's that manager monologues fellow... Andy something? He needs to do a new one, on Davies' dog.

 

[sedgred]

Ye big bastard, ye've shite on the pavement agin, I've gotta pick the wee huge steaming plie up now, do it agin and it's the knackers yard for ye.

Billy's secret Ill Treatment of dumb animals, why he failed at Derby, they really are dumb.

 

[Strummer]

Billy probably tells his dog not to look at the League table until January...

 

[Hoax]

im pretty sure thay axel would only ever refer to himself inthe third person

 

[clusternakker]

He wonders why you never see tall people with Rottweilers