What are you all going to do when i reach 1000 posts??

[Darth Pierre]

discuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

apparently I'm first in line to be the head admin, then il show you who's a failure mum and dad.

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

w**k furiously into a paper cup.

 

[dellaroc]

Tickle your ass with a feather.

I said "Particularly nasty weather."

 

[RedDogChris]

I think you are a legend,the best thing since the series of Rich's in jokes I reckon :-*

 

[Nick.]

You'll never reach 1000 posts.

 

[Jmarri]

Looks and say. Wow Van Hooijdonk has got a 1000 posts, good milestone. Then continue with my dad.

 

[Flaggers]

"Lie mode".

Congratulations on 1000 erudite, thoughtful & civilised posts.

I'm really getting the hang of this lying business, aren't I...

 

[Baronvon]

I was going to write a song just for you.

Emphasis on "going to".

 

[Spring Heeled Jack]

I'll ignore it with the same passive indifference I have given to the majority of your other 999 posts.

 

[lancecunno]

i'll be like "wow. i'm nearly on the same amount of posts as him" then just think how much of a football genius you truly are.

then w**k.

 

[Tutts]

I shall kick the first cat I see.

 

[Fezler69]

probably post some kind of squirrel picture

 

[king_congo_red]

I'll PM you a picture of my wife's naked boobies.

 

[Fezler69]

I'll PM you a picture of my wife's naked boobies.

I'm nearly at 1000 - send them on congo

 

[king_congo_red]

I'm nearly at 1000 - send them on congo

Did I also mention that I'm an habitual liar?

 

[Squibbit]

Depends what it is

 

[DanR]

I will start a group on facebook calling for the immediate knighthood of Nigel Doughty and Mark Arthur.

Sorry, did I say knighthood? I don't kniw what came over me. I meant to say 'drumming out of town'

 

[Fezler69]

Did I also mention that I'm an habitual liar? 

have I told you i'm a woman?

:wink:

 

[JtheNorwegianRed]

I'm going to Disneyland!

 

[Flaggers]

I shall be sure to tell the admins about the achievement, and also draw to their attention that this thread should have been started in the 'Down The Pub' forum, and have 'em delete it, thus reducing your post count, ensuring that you never reach 1000 posts....


And then ask Congo to pm me that picture he was on about  :nowink:

 

[EpicLulz]

Well


On the Day of Atonement a live goat was chosen by lot. The high priest, robed in linen garments, laid both his hands on the goat's head, and confessed over it the iniquities of the children of Israel. The sins of the people thus symbolically transferred to the beast, it was taken out into the wilderness and let go. The people felt purged, and for the time being, guiltless


I suggest that

 

[clusternakker]

i'll still tell you to 'put the focken lotion in the basket'

 

[Darth Pierre]

not long to go now.

you all excited??

oh man i cant wait.

 

[Eddie]

not long to go now.

you all excited??

yeah man,, i just couldn't concentrate at work today thinking about it. im not sure i can stand the suspense any longer,, will you please get it over with

 

[Fezler69]

Any update on this?