We won it two times....

[RighteousBrother]

... we won it two times, with Clough and Taylor, we won it two times...


Any chance of getting this sung tomorrow in response to their song about fatty where they annoyingly wave their hands right and left?!

I think it would sound awesome if we got loads of fans singing this. Can the Cap Corner boys belt it out, then I'm sure the rest will follow...

 

[nickl360]

What are the words to that daft song where they all swing there arms about?

 

[JtheNorwegianRed]

"he plays to the left, he plays to the right. That boy Kris Commons makes Forest look shit(e)"

but he's kind of fat so that's all that matters really!

 

[roco]

They nick all their songs from Man utd

 

[nickl360]

Ah, so that's why the referee went over to Commons when he took the corner near the A block after he started joining in the with Derby lot swinging his arms about.

What a cock, no wonder he had his Forest tattoo covered over with that black tribal crap on his arm.

 

[Eastwood Red]

He plays on the left.... He plays on the right..... That boy Ronaldo thinks D*by are shite ;D

 

[king_congo_red]

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck eight 8,
He ate some cake,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

 

[Flaggers]

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck eight 8,
He ate some cake,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Actually that would work quite well as a "the clock struck one..." then repeat, using "the clock struck two", and again..."the clock struck three", etc...

 

[king_congo_red]

[quote='Sir' Flagman ]
Actually that would work quite well as a "the clock struck one..." then repeat, using "the clock struck two", and again..."the clock struck three", etc...
[/quote]

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck one,
He ate a scone,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck two,
He ate something blue,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck three,
He ate a tree,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck four,
He ate the floor,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck five,
He drank Five Alive,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck six,
He ate some bricks,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck seven,
He ate Devon,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck eight,
He's overweight,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck nine,
He drank a case of wine,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck ten,
He's eating again,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck eleven,
He ate Sven,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck twelve,
He ate a shelf,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

 

[Flaggers]

Brilliant!!! I was just thinking "use cake" for each hour, but that's great!

 

[NFFC92]

Pure quality!

I hear the sheep have got a new song lined up for Earnshaw:

To the tune of the animals came in two by two.

he's half a man he's half a dwarf, earnshaw, earnshaw!
he looks just like a leprechaun, earnshaw, earnshaw!
he gets the ball he does **** all he's only seven inches tall!
robert earnshaw forests f**king dwarf!

(bounce)
na na na na na na na na, na na na na!
na na na na na na na na, na na na na!
na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na!
robert earnshaw forests f**king dwarf!


Pretty good for them, the hickery dickery dock is better though. ;D

 

[Rigler]

Hickery Dickery Dock,
Kris Commons is a cock,
The clock struck two,
He ate something blueSome poo,
Hickery Dickery Dock.

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

oh kris commons is a scat fan, commons is a scat fan, na na na na hey, na na na na hey

 

[Quinn^2]

I like the number 7 one, we must get that song going in the CG

 

[theredinbrum]

... we won it two times, with Clough and Taylor, we won it two times...


Any chance of getting this sung tomorrow in response to their song about fatty where they annoyingly wave their hands right and left?!

I think it would sound awesome if we got loads of fans singing this. Can the Cap Corner boys belt it out, then I'm sure the rest will follow...

How about we sing

...'We live in the past, we live in the past, 30 years on from when we won in europe, we live in the past'

Not got a problem with mentioning our glory days every so often but we do like to harp back to it on quite a regular basis

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

[irony]we're shit and we know we are, shit and we know we are[/irony] that modern enough for you?

 

[dazsin]

"he plays to the left, he plays to the right. That boy Kris Commons makes Forest look s**t(e)"

but he's kind of fat so that's all that matters really!

KIND of fat?? The guy is obese!! He rents his belly out as a bouncy castle during season end!

 

[king_congo_red]

Oh Nigel Clough!
(Oh Nigel Clough...)
Was Brian's Son!
(Was Brian's son...)
Oh Nigel Clough was Brian's son...
...and if Brian wasn't his Daddy...
...he'd have only played for Ilkeston.

(or alternative last line....)
...he'd still be managing Burton.

 

[puds1970]

Oh Nigel Clough!
(Oh Nigel Clough...)
Was Brian's Son!
(Was Brian's son...)
Oh Nigel Clough was Brian's son...
...and if Brian wasn't his Daddy...
...he'd have only played for Ilkeston.

(or alternative last line....)
...he'd still be managing Burton.

I think Nigel more than earned his stripes here, and I used to cringe when other supporters used to call him "daddys boy" when he was playing for us, I thought it sounded pathetic to be honest.

 

[king_congo_red]

I think Nigel more than earned his stripes here, and I used to cringe when other supporters used to call him "daddys boy" when he was playing for us, I thought it sounded pathetic to be honest.

I totally agree...although now he's managing the Sheep, a little gentle ribbing is more than acceptable, I feel.

 

[dellaroc]

(Thank You For The Music By Abba)

So I say,
Thanks for Robert Earnshaw,
The song we're singing,
Thanks for all the games we're winning,

Keep your Judas Commons,
I ask in all honesty,
What would life be,
Stuck in a shit little town like Derby,

So I say,
Thanks For Robert Earnshaw,
Cos he's a tricky tree!

 

[puds1970]

I totally agree...although now he's managing the Sheep, a little gentle ribbing is more than acceptable, I feel.

Nah not for me, just a part time joint for him, his true alliances will come out one day and it's just a matter of playing the waiting game.

 

[Roonaldo]

The old one's are the best.

My old man said be a Derby fan,
I said f**k off b****cks you're a c**t, (and a twat)
I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a Derby twat for just one minute,
With my hammers and hatchets,
stanleys and spanners,
We'll show the Derby b*st**ds how to fight (How to fight),
I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a Derby fan.

Altogether now (Repeat for 20mins whilst throwing darts into the lower bridgford).

 

[NFFC92]

The old one's are the best.

My old man said be a Derby fan,
I said f**k off b****cks you're a c**t, (and a t**t)
I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a Derby t**t for just one minute,
With my hammers and hatchets,
stanleys and spanners,
We'll show the Derby b*st**ds how to fight (How to fight),
I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a Derby fan.

Altogether now (Repeat for 20mins whilst throwing darts into the lower bridgford).

I love that song
Brings back memories of the old Trent End.

Although, I heard it on the train to Derby the other week.

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

these will do nicely (second one down)