Ways to improve our crowds next season.

[Graham]

I think we should sign one Polish and One Albanian international.

 

[Snake]

Don't get relegated.

Play football along the ground.

Stop charging exorbitant amounts of money for a mediocre product.

 

[I Hate Derby]

put inflatable dolls in the crowd?

 

[puds1970]

put inflatable dolls in the crowd?

Now that would be desperate, I couldn't see anyone being that stupid. :

 

[tricky_tree1982]

Boot them all out and start again!

 

[clusternakker]

free cheerleader with every season ticket

 

[dave1968]

free cheerleader with every season ticket

I'll have her from your sig !

Cheers

 

[puds1970]

I'll have her from your sig !

Cheers

Problem with that sig is, I want to see more everytime. :nowink:

 

[saunders:]]

Ban anyone over 50 from the ground. Might get a bit of positivity. Less gate recipts, but still a better crowd!

 

[stany]

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Ban anyone over 50 from the ground. Might get a bit of positivity. Less gate recipts, but still a better crowd!

Ban anyone under 18, thick as shite. ???

 

[RICH1977]

let us have lower bridgford, and chuck away fans in lower bc, and drop tickets to £20

 

[Anatoli]

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Ban anyone over 50 from the ground. Might get a bit of positivity. Less gate recipts, but still a better crowd!

Ageist.

 

[I Hate Derby]

make the ground smaller :wink:

 

[ThePatriot]

Pay evry fan £20 and 5 pints of the happy shopper beer they sell at £3 a chuck for free...

 

[Erik]

Put Mark Arthur in some stocks by the main gate and let everyone pelt him with rotten tomatoes. Then wheel him round the touchline at half time and award a prize to anyone from the BC upper tier who can get him in the mush with a well matured melon.

We'll sell out every week.

 

[puds1970]

Put Mark Arthur in some stocks by the main gate and let everyone pelt him with rotten tomatoes. Then wheel him round the touchline at half time and award a prize to anyone from the BC upper tier who can get him in the mush with a well matured melon.

We'll sell out every week.

Can we swop rotten fruit for chunks of maisonary please?.

Nothing too radical, just be Like a modern day stoning, thats all.

 

[sedgred]

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Ban anyone over 50 from the ground. Might get a bit of positivity. Less gate recipts, but still a better crowd!

You just cannot help yourself can you. Happy talk

 

[saunders:]]

:w**ker:

 

[sedgred]

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:w**ker:

Another well thought out response, you will be very proud in the morning.

 

[saunders:]]

Another well thought out response, you will be very proud in the morning.

It was actually

 

[sedgred]

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It was actually

Grow up you silly boy

 

[Flaggers]

Grow up you silly boy

Couldn't have put it better if I'd tried.

 

[Bloke form Dublin]

Try winning games

 

[Darth Pierre]

Don't get relegated.

Play football along the ground.

Stop charging exorbitant amounts of money for a mediocre product.

:nowink: not in a million years

 

[Monk De Wally De Honk]

I think we should sign one Polish and One Albanian international.

bang on the nail with the Pole
sorry I will stop cluttering up the forum with shite now