Tunes to get you in the mood for tonight

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Special Agent Dale Cooper

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXEsSrmabA0[/YOUTUBE]


It's the P-l-a-y, just here to say hi
Askin you may I, tell you 'bout the day I
Picked up a microphone, a pad and a pen
The legend of the Tramp begins
The party host with the most giving you a dose, see
Needing instructions, so listen closely
Two lines form, it makes you to step to him
Fellas at the backdoor, girls by the bedroom
The name is Play, don't dare play me cheap
The microphone is a broom and I'ma sweep ya
Off your feet with feelings that you never felt
Another notch in the belt
It's no secret, I like to freak with the best of them
Then head to the stage in a test of men
And when it's done and said and said and done
Play's gonna be the victorious one

[Play]
Yeah
Dope, ain't it?
He-he, I know
[Kid]
Man, gimme that mic!
[Play]
Oh, you want some of this?
[Kid]
Yo, it's my turn
[Play]
Yeah, go for yours

[Kid]
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you
[Play]
No you can't
[Kid]
Yes I can
[Play]
No you can't
[Kid]
Yes I can
[Play]
No you can't
[Kid]
Yes I can
Yes I can

[Kid]
I'm never fessin, possessin the tools that it takes to rock
I think it's time for the new kid on the block
With a style that's wild yet so unique
I can't be stopped from reachin my peak
Because givin my all and all, that's how I gotta live
It's my prerogative, so you know I gotta give
More for the dancefloor and I'ma give brain sore
Kids revin and buzzin just like a chainsaw
I make em say: Damn man, that Kid, he's a grand man
Cause I bust a handstand on American Bandstand
With these I please with ease and make your mind freeze
Straight out the 80s right into the 90s
Givin you the highs and lows like a drama
And if the mic's got juice you know I'ma
Keep whalin, you know I have you starin a while
Because the Kid's much more than hair and a smile

[Kid]
He-he
There it is, the hype shit
[Play]
Oh, I see
Think you all that now?
[Kid]
Yup
And then some
[Play]
Alright, bust it

[Play]
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you
[Kid]
No you can't
[Play]
Yes I can
[Kid]
No you can't
[Play]
Yes I can
[Kid]
No you can't
[Play]
Yes I can
Yes I can, boy

[Play]
It's my party and I rhyme if I want to
Be careful and don't you step to the front to
Diss, cause I'ma dismiss with a death kiss
And make you sorry that you ever stepped to this
Microphone wizard, so come on, place your bet
Is it gonna be me or Eraserhead?
Why put your money on a sorry old poor thing
When you can get behind a sure thing
And that's me, the capital P on the hype tip
One false move and you'll get your ass whipped
Just tell me how the rhymes and the cuts sound
You won't start feelin the pain till you touch ground
Boy, you're goin way out, I'm ready to serve you
If you can stay I'll pass you by curfew
Look at him, already a has-been
Let Uncle Play say a rhyme that'll tuck your ass in

[Play]
Huh
Am I paid or what?
[Kid]
Man, you livin some kind of foul
[Play]
Crazy
[Kid]
Alright, two can play at this game

[Kid]
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you
[Play]
No you can't
[Kid]
Yes I can
[Play]
No you can't
[Kid]
Yes I can
[Play]
No you can't
[Kid]
Yes I can
Once again..

[Kid]
The boy's blowin smoke 'bout what he wanna be
But it isn't and wasn't and it ain't never gonna be
Possible, cause I got lots of pull
And when you rhyme - ooh, there's lots of bull
When it comes time to step to a mic I don't sit around
Play, you know I don't Kid around
So come with it, boy, don't even hide your best
Cause 'Kid' spelled backwards describes you best
Look around, watch the people clap hands in unity
As the momentum swings from you to me
You issue a challenge, yeah, you do it up
Step to the stage - too late, I blew it up
The knowledge to build, just filled with excellence
You heard the rhyme, you been petro ever since
There's no missin the words that I laid out
You didn't Play, you just got Played out
 

ForestRCohenUp

First Team Squad
A Salvation Army band played
And the children drank lemonade
And the morning lasted all day,
All day
And through an open window came
Like Sinatra in a younger day,
Pushing the town away
Ah -

(Chant)
Ah hey ma ma ma
Life in a northern town.

They sat on the stoney ground
And he took a cigarette out
And everyone else came down
To listen.
He said "In winter 1963
It felt like the world would freeze
With John F. Kennedy
And the Beatles."

(Chant)
Ah hey ma ma ma
Life in a northern town.
Ah hey ma ma ma
All the work shut down.

The evening had turned to rain
Watch the water roll down the drain,
As we followed him down
To the station
And though he never would wave goodbye,
You could see it written in his eyes
As the train rolled out of sight
Bye-bye.

(Chant)
Ah hey ma ma ma
Life in a northern town.
Ah hey ma ma ma
Life in a northern town.
 
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Special Agent Dale Cooper

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxjqMZd-BVE&feature=fvw[/YOUTUBE]
 
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TheDude

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Flaggers

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Special Agent Dale Cooper

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-UyxSSmjqw[/YOUTUBE]
 

DZ

A. Trialist
Here's one for you scabs;


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY[/YOUTUBE]


See you next year.....or not.
 
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TRon

A. Trialist
How about this one?

[Youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCDWWiYVHjg&feature=related[/youtube]

posted it before the match but the direct link is so much more satisfying
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIHXnDdfOgw[/YOUTUBE]

Just for you DZ
 

DZ

A. Trialist
Dont bite now....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/v/bL4CO1eXSM4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&[/YOUTUBE]
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
Dont bite now....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/v/bL4CO1eXSM4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&[/YOUTUBE]

still lernin how to use a computer
thick northern twat

now go and beat yer wife like a good geordie, and get to bed, its giro day tomorrow and you will have to be up at eleven
 

DZ

A. Trialist
Ha. At least I can walk outside tomorrow without the fear of being attacked with a gun by a feral youth. innit blud.
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
nah, chavers like you will just toss a bag of smack at them and you'll be fine
 

DZ

A. Trialist
Whatever. I've had enough of your petty insults. At the end of the day; WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP!

Enjoy another season in the 2nd tier. Am I right in thinking that will be 14 consecutive years without top division football for your famous old club.

Hopefully we'll never have to travel to your manky crime ridden city again to stand in your half full crap shack of a stadium. Remember when you beat us this season? you celebrated like you had been promoted. Well tonight, we celebrated because we are promoted. Lucky for some eh?
 

Flaggers

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Amazing what you can do with £30m of parachute payments, eh...
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
yes , i do remember when we beat you, did you come on here that night?? no dont think so
remind me again what sir john hall and freddie shepherd said about your mums??
 

Kier

Banned
Whatever. I've had enough of your petty insults. At the end of the day; WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP!

Enjoy another season in the 2nd tier. Am I right in thinking that will be 14 consecutive years without top division football for your famous old club.

Hopefully we'll never have to travel to your manky crime ridden city again to stand in your half full crap shack of a stadium. Remember when you beat us this season? you celebrated like you had been promoted. Well tonight, we celebrated because we are promoted. Lucky for some eh?

Actually we were last in the Premiership last in 1999, so maybe you should do some proper research before you start talking bollocks.

I don't recall anyone celebrating our victory over you like promotion, in fact it wouldn't even be in my top 5 highlights of this season. Mainly because we beat a side who really were pretty shit on the night.
 
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