tattoo

[DaninPboro]

now then. i've been considering for a few months now wether or not to get "king billy" tattooed on me, because i love that man. anyone have any thoughts on wether i should go through with it or not? also what can i change it to if he buggers off? might dot the I with a crown for extra cheese.

 

[nffc1991]

If you are that serious then give it until May, you might feel a bit different if our form drops and we dip out of the promotion scene.

 

[DaninPboro]

nah i ain't fussed about that.

 

[goatboy]

If he leaves or goes all shit, just change it to f***ing Billy and express your dismay through the art of tattoo.

 

[MarcusE]

If he leaves or goes all shit, just change it to f***ing Billy and express your dismay through the art of tattoo.

lol

 

[Redwalton]

Deffo NO!

 

[nffc1991]

Well its a bit like getting your favourate player on the back of your shirt, and we all know how that usually ends up!

Get a lovely Forest Badge, you'll never regret that!

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Go for it, I've still got my Mick Harford and Joe Kinnear embracing each other tattoo on my chest and Gary Megson on my left buttock staring deeply into David Platt's eyes on the right.

I just wish I'd got them in more visable spots.

 

[red4life]

I've got calderwood tattoed along my cock but it can only be seen when erect

 

[heno1969]

I wouldn't have a tattoo of my wife, so billy's got no chance.

Don't do it mate!

 

[Deforest]

Well its a bit like getting your favourate player on the back of your shirt, and we all know how that usually ends up!
Get a lovely Forest Badge, you'll never regret that!

I agree, nearly all managers end up failing.

I think the tricky tree would only look good quite small though, perhaps the Nottingham Crest would make a better large tattoo?

 

[EmJay]

Don't do it.

Apart from the fact that it would almost inevitably jinx us, it's also incredibly tacky and something which I guarentee you would regret eventually.

 

[adam09]

Names are a no, no. Unless it's the name of a blood relative, that's ok.

 

[eezzeetiger]

I wouldn't have a tattoo of my wife, so billy's got no chance.

Don't do it mate!

I'd rather have a tattoo of your wife than Billy, as much as i love him...

 

[DaninPboro]

i'm covered in tacky tats so i don't think one more would make a difference. i've tried to get the tricky three times in the past and something has always scuppered it so i don't think it's to be.

 

[Flaggers]

Go for it, I've still got my Mick Harford and Joe Kinnear embracing each other tattoo on my chest and Gary Megson on my left buttock staring deeply into David Platt's eyes on the right.

I just wish I'd got them in more visable spots.

<old joke>
Bloke decides to get Gary Megson and Ron Atkinson tattoos, one on each buttock.

Once done, he waits in the tattoo shop for the next customer, and asks them to identify the famous managers on his arse, in order to check the artist's work.

He bends over and drops his pants.

"Easy!", says the customer.

"You've got Gary Megson, David Platt and Ron Atkinson....!"
</old joke>

 

[BeestonKatz1]

Somewhere out there, wandering around the glory that is the City of Nottingham there's someone who knows all too well what can go wrong with Forest tattoos.
This chap used to work at the Paul Smith packing warehouse on Lenton Lane the many years ago when this tale happened. He could still be there for all i know - he's not the sort to be head-hunted by a global corporation, that's for sure.
It was the sort of place where you could get a bit of casual work around the holidays if you were at school or college so everyone was saving up for something.
Them Sergio Tacchini trainers you saw that lad at West Ham away wearing.
Next years season ticket.
A week in Torremolinos with the rest of the lads from the Willow Tree.
Moped.
Beer.
New Stone Island jacket.
Engagement ring for the 14 yr old from Strelley that you'd gotten up the duff.
The said individual was questioned one lunchtime as to what he was doing all the overtime for and he replied that he was saving up for a tattoo gun. He wanted to become a tattoo artist. A few weeks pass, someone remembers this and asks him if he's got it yet.
"yeah, gorrit yesterday, gunna do me first one tonight"
"Who on?
"Messen"
"Right, you done it before then?"
"Nah, can't be that hard can it?"
The following day comes around, people are interested in how it went and he seemed pleased as punch with himself, he couldn't wait to show his new ink off. At lunchtime he proudly rolls up the sleeve of his left overall (he was right handed). There, running the full length of the back of his forearm, in the most lurid red imaginable were the letters F O R E T.
"What do you think?"
"What does it mean?"
"Ses Forest dunnit ya t**t?!"
"No. There's an S in Forest"
"Boll***s!"
Cue hysterical laughter from all gathered round.
So the next day comes around, and he's rolling his sleeve up again on the way in.
"F**kin fixed it din i?"
"Let's have a look then" S
The tattoo now reads F O R E T
/\

But he'd left the top off the red ink the night before and it had dried out so he'd made the correction in black. Cue more hysterical laughter.


You should go for it. What's the worst that could happen? See if you can find this chap to do it for you, he might give you a discount for being a FORET fan! You can't miss him, he's the one with SNIKS in big black letters on his neck from the time he tried to tattoo SKINS on himself but did it in the mirror.

 

[garrilla]

Mate of mine was sailor in the navy. He's a scouse lad and follows Liverpool. One night in the middle of the ocean somewhere he decideds to do himself a tat of the Liver Bird and LFC underneath it. He gets out a bottle indian ink, wraps some cotton around a needle and sits down in front of the mirror to start on his work of art. A couple of hours later he finishes up and pleased as punch wraps it up in a bandage. Next morning he gets up and takes a look at his work of art while he's having a shower only to realise its back to front cause he done it in the mirror

 

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[Carvel]

If you want it that much you shouldnt need the affirmation of other people.
If you really want it then you will jsut get it regardless.

However, in my opinion it would be pretty daft. But thats just me, I wouldn't want to be declaring my love for another man in anyway, never mind permanantly on my arm.

 

[Flaggers]

But thats just me, I would want to be declaring my love for another man in anyway, never mind permanantly on my arm.

You may have missed a key word out, Carvel..

Or...who knows?!!! :wink:

 

[Carvel]

You may have missed a key word out, Carvel..

Or...who knows?!!! :wink:

I literaly noticed it and changed it thinking - I was quick there, no one would have noticed that.

TWAT! ;D

 

[Flaggers]

lol

 

[richiered]

no!

Dude no!

Just no!

 

[DapperDan]

now then. i've been considering for a few months now wether or not to get "king billy" tattooed on me, because i love that man. anyone have any thoughts on wether i should go through with it or not? also what can i change it to if he buggers off? might dot the I with a crown for extra cheese.

Get it. Should Billy bugger off, just keep it covered up until Prince William takes his place on the throne.