Songs for Gunter, Anderson and Dexter

[RutlandRed]

Just a few songs for players i think deserve a song:

Chris Gunter woahhh
Chris Gunter woahhhh
Bombing down the right
He's f**king Dynamite

Gunter wherever you may be
You love Forest and hate Derby
You left Tottenham coz they are s**t
To help the Reds to the Premiership


This was on the other day for Ando to the tune of we all hate leeds scum;

Paul Anderson, Paul Anderson, Paul Anderson etc


This to the Flinstones tune

Dexter, Dexter Blacstock
he wears number 23
Dexter, Dexter Blackstock
he loves forest and hates derby

Wanted to put something for the last line along the lines of 'he'll fire us to the premier league;' but wasn't sure if it would fit...so went for 'he loves forest and hates derby' instead.

What do you all reckon? which ones are best and do you think they will catch on??

 

[earthworm]

Last two are good, don't like the 1st ones though.

 

[MikeNFFC1]

I really like this forum and have read it for ages, but one thing I will say, about 95% of the songs put forward on here are utter gash.... :-* No offence

 

[RutlandRed]

I'm sorry Mike i take massive offence to that, i was in the process of aiming to become a song writer for some of the worlds biggest musical artists and now you have cruelly totally crushed all my hopes and dreams....i think I'm going to throw myself in the Trent tonight....and Mike you will have this on your conscience ...you gash head !!

 

[Benchwarmer]

I really like this forum and have read it for ages, but one thing I will say, about 95% of the songs put forward on here are utter gash.... :-* No offence

Like yo'mama?

 

[MikeNFFC1]

I'm sorry Mike i take massive offence to that, i was in the process of aiming to become a song writer for some of the worlds biggest musical artists and now you have cruelly totally crushed all my hopes and dreams....i think I'm going to throw myself in the Trent tonight....and Mike you will have this on your conscience ...you gash head !!

To be fair yours aren't that bad. Don't do it!!!!

It may delay the game! :-*

 

[winnits]

I really like this forum and have read it for ages, but one thing I will say, about 95% of the songs put forward on here are utter gash.... :-* No offence

I'd say closer to 99% lol

Luckily about 0.1% actually make it onto the terraces lol

 

[RutlandRed]

don't worry Mike, i won't give you the satisfaction in doing it haha!!

Winnits, one of mine made it to the terraces, albeit, it was a spin off from the Des Walker chant.....A few years ago when Morgan tackled Van De Vaart so hard in a pre season friendly vs Ajax i started singing 'you'll never beat Wes Morgan' and that has stuck since so

Where does everyone drink these days anyway? i used to go Amici and now go to Southbank usually..

 

[winnits]

That's the 0.1 account for then!

 

[Johnny Bravo]

don't worry Mike, i won't give you the satisfaction in doing it haha!!

Winnits, one of mine made it to the terraces, albeit, it was a spin off from the Des Walker chant.....A few years ago when Morgan tackled Van De Vaart so hard in a pre season friendly vs Ajax i started singing 'you'll never beat Wes Morgan' and that has stuck since so

Where does everyone drink these days anyway? i used to go Amici and now go to Southbank usually..

Hadn't we been singing that before then? Pretty much from the moment he made his first tackle in the first team I'm sure that was being sung.

 

[Rich]

The Adebola song made it to the terraces.

 

[It's Baggio]

Hadn't we been singing that before then? Pretty much from the moment he made his first tackle in the first team I'm sure that was being sung.

That Ajax game would've been one of his first games.

He didn't make his first team debut until a few weeks after that friendly.

 

[RedMark]

Some of the songs are OK, but I don't like how the majority of songs made up have some reference to Derby in them somewhere.

Can't they just be about Forest or a character trait of the player?

 

[Benchwarmer]

Who was the silly sod who made up the city ground song that we always sing before the game.

Absolute nut-job..

 

[Johnny Bravo]

That Ajax game would've been one of his first games.

He didn't make his first team debut until a few weeks after that friendly.

I thought the Ajax game came the pre-season after he'd started making his name.

My brain really hasn't engaged at all today.

 

[terry toilet brush]

Who was the silly sod who made up the city ground song that we always sing before the game.

Absolute nut-job..

how very dare you thats part of our history you know and been around possibly longer than you have young man lol

 

[Bridgfordred79]

this one has potential

when dexter goes to war
no points is all you can score
When dexter goes to war
no points is all you can score

to the tune of two tribes from frankie goes to hollywood

 

[Dillon.]

thes first chris gunter song is quality..all of them are good bar the second chris gunter song.

 

[William.]

paul and-e-son paul and-e-son thats not gash, thats lyrical genious ;D

 

[Dillon.]

Paul McKenna is our captain,Paul McKenna is a red, Paul McKenna plays for the forest, a red dog born and bread. nanannaanananana

 

[Flaggers]

Arse. Wrong thread!

[quote='Sir' Flagman ]
"Paul Anderson" fits to the tune of "Y.M.C.A." but I don't think he'd ever thank me for mentioning it!
[/quote]

 

[MikeNFFC1]

The Majewski song finally got a decent go as he warmed up as sub last night 8)

Majewski does a quality dance along the line when warming up too

 

[Rich]

It gets not better than this:

To the tune of the Human League's "Don't you want me Baby?"

You were working as a skivvy on a Krakow farm
When Bill found you
He picked you out, He shook you up, and turned you around
Turned you into a midfield dynamo
Now five weeks later on, youve got the ball at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But dont forget that Billy put you where you are now
And he can put you at left back too

Raddy , Raddy, Majewski
You know I cant believe it when I hear that you wont score thrree
Raddy , Raddy, Majewski
You know I dont believe you when you say that you're off to Man City,
Our 28 won't turn around
He loves the City Ground
he'd better stay right here or we all be be sorry

We all love Majewski - love Majewski - ohohohoh...
We all love Majewski - love Majewski - ohohohoh...

 

[Lee]

The dex is on fireeeeeeeeee