Didn't this one do the rounds when he signed...
I've heard he's got a massive cock,
Blackstock, Blackstock,
He tucks it in his Forest sock,
Blackstock, Blackstock,
Scores with his feet,
Scores with his head,
He shagged a girl,
Now she's dead,
Dex-ter Black-stock,
Forest's Twenty-Three!
Yet again sticking them in when needed. But of course people are happy to get rid.
FFP.
Oh Dexter Dexter
To be forgotten is a pity
But I'll never forget
that goal you scored
against Bristol City
Dexter blackstock to the tune of Mr bigstuff please
Neither will any of us.
Yet again sticking them in when needed. But of course people are happy to get rid.
I was so overcome with emotion that I fell into the row in front and onto this girl who gave me a massive hug!.
When we play him his team mates instantly go direct. To me he's a shitter Dion Dublin and that's in no way an insult because Dion was an effective player. Dex is never a starter for me but id have him fit and ready with 10 mins to go in any game I need something out of.