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Song for Blackstock

MedzRed

First Team Squad
Same one as Kevin Campbell

Super Super Dex,
Super Super Dex,
Super Super Dex,
Super Dexter Blackstock

Simple but effective.
Who's with me?
 
im with you all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Didn't this one do the rounds when he signed...

I've heard he's got a massive cock,
Blackstock, Blackstock,
He tucks it in his Forest sock,
Blackstock, Blackstock,
Scores with his feet,
Scores with his head,
He shagged a girl,
Now she's dead,
Dex-ter Black-stock,
Forest's Twenty-Three!
 
Didn't this one do the rounds when he signed...

I've heard he's got a massive cock,
Blackstock, Blackstock,
He tucks it in his Forest sock,
Blackstock, Blackstock,
Scores with his feet,
Scores with his head,
He shagged a girl,
Now she's dead,
Dex-ter Black-stock,
Forest's Twenty-Three!

legend
 
Oh Dexter Blackstock
With your fifty p head
And your Toblerone boots
You still scored the goal
That made us go
"Ohmyfuckinggodmotherfuckingdexterbloodyblackstockfuckinghavesomeofthatyoucunts!!!"

Granted it lacks a little in scantion but it makes up for it in feeling \○/
 

I'd make an exception for Dex. He's now saved us from relegation THREE times, not to mention took us to 2 play0ff seasons.

He's been one of the most valueable contributors to the club I've known, and it feels like whilstever he's here we won't go down.

That to me is worth the extra wages. Especially when you consider drongos like Dougie & McClaren will waste wages on you're Machedas, COGs, Milers, Derbyshites & Akpoms anyway.
 
Oh Dexter Dexter
To be forgotten is a pity
But I'll never forget
that goal you scored
against Bristol City
 
Oh Dexter Dexter
To be forgotten is a pity
But I'll never forget
that goal you scored
against Bristol City

Neither will any of us.
 
Dexter blackstock to the tune of Mr bigstuff please

"Dexter Blackstock...
who do you think you are?
Dexter Blackstock!
you're never gonna take us up!"
 
According to the illuminati on here surely it has to be...

You're shit and you know you are.
You're shit and you know you are.
You're shit....

Good servant to the club who is under appreciated by too many of our fanbase.
 
Neither will any of us.

I was so overcome with emotion that I fell into the row in front and onto this girl who gave me a massive hug!

Dex will always be welcome round my house for a cup of tea, just for that one moment.
 
Yet again sticking them in when needed. But of course people are happy to get rid.


When we play him his team mates instantly go direct. To me he's a shitter Dion Dublin and that's in no way an insult because Dion was an effective player. Dex is never a starter for me but id have him fit and ready with 10 mins to go in any game I need something out of.
 
Always been a fan of Dex, and always been fed up of the stick he's got and the joke figure he's become for some idiotic supporters. Up there with Julian Bennett/Wes Morgan/Chris Cohen of people in the recent era that have put their heart on their sleeve and have fought for the shirt.

The longer we can keep him around, the better IMO. A very useful asset, and come the summer, we'll only have him, Britt Assombalonga and Tyler Walker as our three fit strikers.
 
I was so overcome with emotion that I fell into the row in front and onto this girl who gave me a massive hug!.

I somehow ended up about two rows and half a dozen seats away from where I started!
 
I've never felt the top deck of the Trent End bounce as much as it did when that goal went in.
 
When we play him his team mates instantly go direct. To me he's a shitter Dion Dublin and that's in no way an insult because Dion was an effective player. Dex is never a starter for me but id have him fit and ready with 10 mins to go in any game I need something out of.

This season for a bigger part at least he should've played more.

I'd agree it incentivises direct football and I'm no big fan of that particularly. However, the lad can play a bit on the floor, he chips in with goals albeit not spectacular and we've been crying out with our style and lack of options for him most of the season!

His goal record must be phenomenal given his lack of game time. You see the difference in how we play. He doesn't win all the headers, he isn't the strongest but when he does, he makes use of it a lot of the time.

I hope he stays, he works hard, he contributes to the game and he chips in with goals, he can't be bad to have around at all. He's another one of very few players in our side that whoever the manager is, however the team has been performing and however much or little game time they are getting he always turns up and does his bit. Him and Cohen are elevated for me. Although Cohen more so, obviously.
 
Same thread every season around this time of year. He's been a fantastic servant to the club.
 
166 league appearances 42 goals without checking I bet there are a fair few of those 42 goals have won us points, dex has a knack of getting us important goals.

I still reckon If he is given a run in a side and stays injury free he was a better option than COG,walker,mach
 
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