So thats where you all go when you play away

Stratty

Jack Burkitt
How many fans does Derby's Rugby club attract each week if you don't mind me asking?

Oh that's right, you're lot choose to support either Leicester or Nottingham as you don't have one worthy of mention. That's quite funny really. :)
 
a couple want to try anal sex, but wonder if it is safe so the female goes to the doctor, she enquires about it and the doctor replies, "oh yes it's perfectly safe, take it slow and use plenty of lubrication, oh and be carefull so you don't get pregnent" "pregnent? i thought you couldn't having anal sex?", to which the doctor replies "of course you can, were do you think derby fans come from?"
 

Lee

Lurker of shadows
superam said:
Wouldn't miss it for the world

Its the inbred from Chad!


HOOORAAYYY!!
 
C

clusternakker

Guest
Utrinque Paratus said:
where do i go when i play away?

1. hotel if she is married or partnered

2. her place preferably

3. country lanes

Slut :p
 

MaxiRobriguez

Bob McKinlay
M

Milford Ram

Guest
Stratty said:
How many fans does Derby's Rugby club attract each week if you don't mind me asking?

Oh that's right, you're lot choose to support either Leicester or Nottingham as you don't have one worthy of mention. That's quite funny really. :)
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Who gives a fook about Rugby ? Derby is a football city....massive...
 

uppertrentendred

First Team Squad
Matt. said:
Is sheep shagging a sport?

If i remember rightly a bloke (assumably a Derby fan) got done for shagging a sheep in a field in Derby few months back. Now this is no word of a lie. Obviously wasnt getting any from the missus or. Its Milford Ram (In his case his boyfriend).

Go easy on him mind. Its not his fault he gets his pleasure by shagging sheep :wacko:
 

Erik

oopsy daisy!
LTLF Minion
Milford Ram said:
Who gives a fook about Rugby ? Derby is a football city....massive...
For once a Derby fan is correct.

Massively in debt

Massively involved in a court case involving club directors and the word 'fraud'.


[allegedly]
 

ShakeyRed

Viv Anderson
uppertrentendred said:
If i remember rightly a bloke (assumably a Derby fan) got done for shagging a sheep in a field in Derby few months back. Now this is no word of a lie. Obviously wasnt getting any from the missus or. Its Milford Ram (In his case his boyfriend).

Go easy on him mind. Its not his fault he gets his pleasure by shagging sheep :wacko:

You f***ing insensitive twat.

That was his missus :D
 

uppertrentendred

First Team Squad
ShakeyRed said:
You f**king insensitive t**t.

That was his missus :D

Insensitive me. Once you've shagged a sheep it must put 10 years onto how old you look.

I do believe though that Milford Ram watched too many Tarzan films as an impressionable child.
 
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