Sheep vs C*nty

Karate Kev

A. Trialist
good morning Ladies and Gents, used to post here a while ago but forgot my password.

I was wondering if anyone can help me out with a problem that was stopping me sleeping last night -

We hate the sheep, The Sheep hates us.. so what happens if Snotts get promoted this year (or even better Sheep get relegated) and the play each other? would it be an 'orgy' of Forest hatred, or would they instead hate each other and fan the flames of their obvious inferiority complexes?

it's a tricky one :confused: got me scratching my head can't remember the last time they played each other
 
Think Notts fans similarly dislike the Sheep - perhaps not with the intensity we do (nor that with which they dislike us).

Remember when they had their begging bowls out there was a roll of teams represented there - Forest actually got a cheer whilst Derby got a good-natured boo.

Probably because 80% of the crowd were Reds, though lol
 
it's a tricky one :confused: got me scratching my head can't remember the last time they played each other

Wednesday 29th July 2009 - Pre season friendly, Derby won 3-2, with Kris Commons getting the winning goal. Steven Davies and Robbie Savage got the other sheep goals. Notts goals came from Luke Rodgers and a Jay McEvely own goal.

You're welcome.
 
good morning Ladies and Gents, used to post here a while ago but forgot my password.

I was wondering if anyone can help me out with a problem that was stopping me sleeping last night -

We hate the sheep, The Sheep hates us.. so what happens if Snotts get promoted this year (or even better Sheep get relegated) and the play each other? would it be an 'orgy' of Forest hatred, or would they instead hate each other and fan the flames of their obvious inferiority complexes?

it's a tricky one :confused: got me scratching my head can't remember the last time they played each other

That is the last thing that would disturb my sleep. :ubique:
 
Probably someone incessantly ringing the doorbell.

Or a mischievous pixie holding my eyelids open.
 
Being woken up for a sh@g every half hour. :eek:

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Wednesday 29th July 2009 - Pre season friendly, Derby won 3-2, with Kris Commons getting the winning goal. Steven Davies and Robbie Savage got the other sheep goals. Notts goals came from Luke Rodgers and a Jay McEvely own goal.

From what I hear, it was a bit of a love in, with them both singing how much they hate Forest. However, judging by their forum I'd say there were about 20% who were pleased we beat Derby. Very few seem indifferent, but that just goes to show how miserable their lives are without us in it.

I find it hard to get my head around how a team with predominantly city centre based support can get all cosy with supporters from a rival city. It's like the Mancie City fans love in with the Scousers over their hatred of all things Moan U - bizarre.

I'll put it down to a lack of chromosomes, and success on the football field, prompting a lifetime of bitterness.
 
Being woken up for a sh@g every half hour. :eek:

So even after you'd shot your load once so we're going to be slowed down on your next encounter you still had time to satisfy yourself, go to sleep, wait for her to realise it was all over and she wasn't going to get her orgasm and be woken up again in a half hour period.
Your one hell of a lover my friend.
 
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