Ridiculous Player Suggestion Thread

Hoax

Grenville Morris
Please post your Jenas/Aurelio/Liam Lawrence/James Beattie esque suggestions in this thread

I'll start - Jimmy Bullard - Now Hull of gona down we should sign him a mate of mine tells me he is only on £1 a week :(

I'm not trying to be negative on some peoples suggestions by the way its just a bit of fun before you all climb on your high horses!
 

thehockleyhustler

Stuart Pearce
Why the hell is Beattie a ridiculous suggestion?

A player who can't get in the Stoke line-up, has played in the Championship only a year or so ago and a player who has been linked with Barnsley of all clubs
 

DanR

Steve Chettle
Does anyone think this Pele chap of FC Viagra could get it up for another crack?
 

Hoax

Grenville Morris
Why the hell is Beattie a ridiculous suggestion?

A player who can't get in the Stoke line-up, has played in the Championship only a year or so ago and a player who has been linked with Barnsley of all clubs

This coming from a man who suggested Chopra for 3 million
 
Last edited:

Clifford

Viv Anderson
I don't think Beattie is a bad suggestion, he'll be in the championship next year. Lawrence is linked with Wolves so he won't come here but he has only made a handful of starts last season, not a bad suggestion.

Nicky Shorey and Chris Gunter probably were more outlandish.
 

NFFC Johan

Viv Anderson
Ronaldiniho is unsettled, amd i heard he loves midland kebab in arnold!
 

Forever Forest

Geoff Thomas
Beattie would be a brilliant signing, he's played for England. Im suprise a team ike Bolton, Wolves, West Ham arnt looking at him. He was doing well until him and Pullis had a fight.

If he was available, id love us to get him.
 

OneWingKings

A. Trialist
Beattie would be a brilliant signing, he's played for England. Im suprise a team ike Bolton, Wolves, West Ham arnt looking at him. He was doing well until him and Pullis had a fight.

If he was available, id love us to get him.

Wasn't Tony Pulis stark b@llock naked when he attacked Beattie? I doubt he'll ever be the same player after that experience.

tony_pulis_643489.jpg
 

lemonforest

First Team Squad
i hear City want rid of robinho?
 

DapperDan

Steve Chettle
Please post your Jenas/Aurelio/Liam Lawrence/James Beattie esque suggestions in this thread

I'll start - Jimmy Bullard - Now Hull of gona down we should sign him a mate of mine tells me he is only on £1 a week :(

I'm not trying to be negative on some peoples suggestions by the way its just a bit of fun before you all climb on your high horses!


If you are referring to my 'suggestion' of Liam Lawrence then maybe a course of sarcasm recognition is needed for you considering it was in reply to someone saying that our priorities should be a left back and left midfield and I suggested a right midfielder in Lawrence and a striker in Bothroyd.

I would kick you in the face but my horse is that high that I cannot reach.
 

Hoax

Grenville Morris
If you are referring to my 'suggestion' of Liam Lawrence then maybe a course of sarcasm recognition is needed for you considering it was in reply to someone saying that our priorities should be a left back and left midfield and I suggested a right midfielder in Lawrence and a striker in Bothroyd.

I would kick you in the face but my horse is that high that I cannot reach.

You commented on the last bit of my post but obviously didnt understand it at all. Let me spell it out to you F-U-N that is what this thread is all about nothing more nothing less.
 

DanR

Steve Chettle
What's Sully Muntari up to these days?

I bet Football Mercato would know.
 
That Berbatov fella hasn't settled too well in Manchester.

Perhaps the opportunity for a new start here would be well recieved?
 

Forever Forest

Geoff Thomas
Rootin Tootin Radi Antic?
 

Forever Forest

Geoff Thomas
Mike Gash
Richard 'Bobby' Snodgrass
Enanual Panther

There all shite, but got good names
 

DanR

Steve Chettle
Rootin Tootin Radi Antic?

If he could inspire David Pleat to run across the pitch in his slip ons at the end of every game, it'd be worth the price of admission.
 
Top Bottom