Ridiculous Player Suggestion Thread

[Hoax]

Please post your Jenas/Aurelio/Liam Lawrence/James Beattie esque suggestions in this thread

I'll start - Jimmy Bullard - Now Hull of gona down we should sign him a mate of mine tells me he is only on £1 a week

I'm not trying to be negative on some peoples suggestions by the way its just a bit of fun before you all climb on your high horses!

 

[thehockleyhustler]

Why the hell is Beattie a ridiculous suggestion?

A player who can't get in the Stoke line-up, has played in the Championship only a year or so ago and a player who has been linked with Barnsley of all clubs

 

[DanR]

Does anyone think this Pele chap of FC Viagra could get it up for another crack?

 

[Hoax]

Why the hell is Beattie a ridiculous suggestion?

A player who can't get in the Stoke line-up, has played in the Championship only a year or so ago and a player who has been linked with Barnsley of all clubs

This coming from a man who suggested Chopra for 3 million

 

[Clifford]

I don't think Beattie is a bad suggestion, he'll be in the championship next year. Lawrence is linked with Wolves so he won't come here but he has only made a handful of starts last season, not a bad suggestion.

Nicky Shorey and Chris Gunter probably were more outlandish.

 

[Ravi]

Patrick Viera

 

[NFFC Johan]

Ronaldiniho is unsettled, amd i heard he loves midland kebab in arnold!

 

[Forever Forest]

Beattie would be a brilliant signing, he's played for England. Im suprise a team ike Bolton, Wolves, West Ham arnt looking at him. He was doing well until him and Pullis had a fight.

If he was available, id love us to get him.

 

[jimbo]

Sol Campbell?

 

[OneWingKings]

Kris Commons?

 

[Tutts]

Neil Danns

 

[OneWingKings]

Beattie would be a brilliant signing, he's played for England. Im suprise a team ike Bolton, Wolves, West Ham arnt looking at him. He was doing well until him and Pullis had a fight.

If he was available, id love us to get him.

Wasn't Tony Pulis stark b@llock naked when he attacked Beattie? I doubt he'll ever be the same player after that experience.

 

[lemonforest]

i hear City want rid of robinho?

 

[Tutts]

Ibrahimovic has never really settled at Barca has he?

 

[Baronvon]

I heard a rumour Forest were trying to sign me.

Can't confirm my source however.

 

[DapperDan]

Please post your Jenas/Aurelio/Liam Lawrence/James Beattie esque suggestions in this thread

I'll start - Jimmy Bullard - Now Hull of gona down we should sign him a mate of mine tells me he is only on £1 a week

I'm not trying to be negative on some peoples suggestions by the way its just a bit of fun before you all climb on your high horses!

If you are referring to my 'suggestion' of Liam Lawrence then maybe a course of sarcasm recognition is needed for you considering it was in reply to someone saying that our priorities should be a left back and left midfield and I suggested a right midfielder in Lawrence and a striker in Bothroyd.

I would kick you in the face but my horse is that high that I cannot reach.

 

[DapperDan]

It would also appear my comma button is broken.

 

[Al LeftLion]

I would kick you in the face but my horse is that high that I cannot reach.

http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

 

[Hoax]

If you are referring to my 'suggestion' of Liam Lawrence then maybe a course of sarcasm recognition is needed for you considering it was in reply to someone saying that our priorities should be a left back and left midfield and I suggested a right midfielder in Lawrence and a striker in Bothroyd.

I would kick you in the face but my horse is that high that I cannot reach.

You commented on the last bit of my post but obviously didnt understand it at all. Let me spell it out to you F-U-N that is what this thread is all about nothing more nothing less.

 

[DanR]

What's Sully Muntari up to these days?

I bet Football Mercato would know.

 

[king_congo_red]

That Berbatov fella hasn't settled too well in Manchester.

Perhaps the opportunity for a new start here would be well recieved?

 

[Forever Forest]

Rootin Tootin Radi Antic?

 

[Forever Forest]

Mike Gash
Richard 'Bobby' Snodgrass
Enanual Panther

There all shite, but got good names

 

[DanR]

Rootin Tootin Radi Antic?

If he could inspire David Pleat to run across the pitch in his slip ons at the end of every game, it'd be worth the price of admission.

 

[Tutts]

Curtis Davies