quick question

Jack......... said:
does anyone know if the season ticket books are in yet?
or if not any idea roughly when?

Cheers!
No idea
 

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
Anatoli said:
Probably on a Wednesday.
So if you live in the right postal district, you'll get it on the Thursday. If you live some distance from Nottingham, it might arrive second post on that day. Going further afield, if you live further away from Nottingham than London, you may have to wait until Friday.

In London, the postal service is very good, so I'd suggest you'll get it Friday. Birmingham is good too, so on that basis friday looks good.

Not all areas have a postal delivery on Saturday, but if you live in the central area of England and the South East, that will be the most likely day.

If you live in Leeds you are unlikely to know if it has arrived or not. If in Bristol, once the good people of Cardiff have delivered your mail, expect it on a Thursday the following week.

In Scotland and certain parts of Northern Ireland, you will not get mail at all. Instead, a rock hard postman will have the words of the renewal tattoed on his chest and spit them at you.

In East Anglia, unless the mail service goes all advanced and resorts to pigeon post, you can expect the horse and cart to finally roll over the cobble stones in 2013.

In China, vaginas are horizontal rather than vertical, which is strange.
 

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
Anatoli said:
In China, vaginas are horizontal rather than vertical, which is strange.

Bizarrely, you speak a part-truth, Anatoli.

In China, when using transparency slides (such as you used to get your holiday snaps on), in China, uniquely in the world, the abscissae were mostly vertical, as opposed to the rest of the western world where the abscissae are generally always horizontal.

So the bit about vaginas could be true.

I REALLY should get out more....
 

Northern Monkey

Viv Anderson
[quote='Sir' Flagman. ]
Bizarrely, you speak a part-truth, Anatoli.

In China, when using transparency slides (such as you used to get your holiday snaps on), in China, uniquely in the world, the abscissae were mostly vertical, as opposed to the rest of the western world where the abscissae are generally always horizontal.

So the bit about vaginas could be true.

I REALLY should get out more....
[/quote]

But if you did, we would be poorer on our collective knowledge of chinese vaginas.
 

biskit

Youth Team
straight pubes
 

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
[quote='Sir' Flagman. ]
Bizarrely, you speak a part-truth, Anatoli.

In China, when using transparency slides (such as you used to get your holiday snaps on), in China, uniquely in the world, the abscissae were mostly vertical, as opposed to the rest of the western world where the abscissae are generally always horizontal.

So the bit about vaginas could be true.

I REALLY should get out more....
[/quote]
So if they are horizontal does it look like the women are always smiling?
 
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